Copy and pasted Howard: "I don't think they realize what a high quality calendar it is. They're imagining one of those shitty charity calendars." Then he gave a plug to Adorama who did the printing and who just happens to be the same place where Howard buys his camera equipment!! Then Robin gushed that it is "spiral bound" (oooh!!) so "it doesn't have a fold that is everybody's nightmare on a calendar." -- I didn't know I have been living a calendar nightmare Howard: "Beth writes a thesis at the beginning thanking people." Then Howard said he shot Beth like the calendar month so in April she's "with an umbrella" (inspired!) and October is "very Halloween with the pumpkins" (genius!). There are also "Behind the Scenes" photos so you can see how some of the shots were set up. Howard: "Beth is looking like a princess in this." -- A 40-year-old horse princess ~ Then Howard said he ordered 1,000 of the calendars himself. ... that's the same amount he and Beff were supposed to autograph. I wondered whatever happened to them.