Howard on Oscar Pistorius beating off to porn

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  1. psxpirate2k3

    psxpirate2k3 Member Banned User

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    Funny, Howard said he didn't understand how Oscar Pistorius was beating off to porn when he had a smoking hot blonde laying next to him in bed, this coming from a guy who repeatedly says he has the hottest blonde around yet admits to jerking off 4 times a week, that prenup must be worth its weight in gold for betho, she must go nowhere near that cock loving pole smoker
     
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    howard can fix oscar
     
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    Men beat off to porn because no women wants to have sex 7 days a week
     
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    I beat off cuz im ugly.
     
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    Howard and Beth have sex 0 days a week.
     
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    Like the dog who licks himself, same answer.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Goes to show you they have no sex, as PelicanWig said. If he was, he wouldn't be saying that exact statement about Pistorius.
     
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    Another thing Howard can't keep his stories straight about. One minute he's talking about beating off to babysitter porn, the next he's saying he doesn't because he has such a satisfying sex life with Beth. He can't tell the truth about anything.
     
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    Chicks don't mind ugly. It's how you carry yourself that matters.
     
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    What Howard was trying to say is he doesn't understand why Oscar beats off when he could pleasure his own asshole with that detachable foot.

    I gave myself a foot job, Robin.
     
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    Between this thread and this one http://www.dawgshed.com/showthread.php/107266-Howard-hates-women-on-TV-with-jobs-they-didn-t-earn I think Howard really is taking shots at Beth.
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Wiggy also doesn't understand why any man likes blowjobs or any other form of intimacy except " just sticking it in".
     
  13. Mulletude

    Mulletude I'm Big In The Hate Club, Ya Know VIP

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    :jumping:
     
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    So who's to blame for this? Mom? Dad? The milkman? A collaborative effort? Or a bumpy speed bump obstacle ride down the birth canal? In the true spirit of THSS, surely someone should be held financially liable for your dearth of sexual options!

    Oh and GP, maybe you should consider using your silver-tongued devilry to hit on some of the hot coeds at the local Braille Institute ya think?
     
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    He beats off to porn cuz his dick gets hard thinking about shooting his 2 legged girlfriend while she cowers by the toilet.
     
  17. Nemo

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    Howard was doodling.
    Robin was enjoying dead evil white girl mom's pain and suffering.
    Stern was trying to doodle away. Jerk off story into live read was deployed.

    Really, what was Howard suppose to do with that story?

    :facepalm: