Howard on porn: "I dont wanna see that much vagina...".

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  1. SuperFarts

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    :sheik::bjmimic: :bj:

    "I dont like when they spread open a woman's vagina".

    On Wednesday's show, May 1, when JD was in studio. They were talking about Japanese doctor/patient porn.
     
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    Regardless, he is watching and talking about porn more now than he has in a long time.
     
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    I watch porn to see vagina, Howard is watching porn to see cock.
     
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    may be something to this..he hates the condoms because they obstruct of his view of the veins and kills the fantasy
     
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    Wiggie busting out that closet like the kool aid man through a wall.
     
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    At least he didn't use the word vagine, I always find that gay and stupid.
     
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    Real Howard


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    "I begged them to get rid of Leno, that stiff...."
    [video=youtube;TildVuQtcHo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TildVuQtcHo[/video]
     
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    In this case I almost understand wiggy. Those speculum opened pussies are a tad off putting but we all know wiggy doesn't like vag period.
     
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    Howard on radio: "I don't wanna hear that much entertainment."
     
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    he should have said i don't like seeing medical equipment used to open vagina?
     
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    Bingo!
     
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    Me I love a Gape wider the better! Good old Max Hardcore style. Bust it wide open baby!
     
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    He's always been anti-vagina. I remember him talking about watching a Jenna Jameson lesbo porno years ago and he went on a rant about how he hates seeing so much "roast beef" and how he hated any pussy closeups. That's just one of many times he's bitched about seeing pussy in porno. So this has nothing to do with seeing cervixes and speculum play, he hates the "vagine" universally. He even hates the feel of it. Imagine being with a woman for over ten years and never once fucking her without a condom?

    This from the same guy who judges "Prettiest Penis" contests and encourages Richard to get waxed in front of him or have Sal come in to play, "Guess What's in My Pouch." He's a 60 year old homosexual man. There is nothing more to it than that.
     
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    99% of doctor/patient porn is gyno exams... something doesn't add up
     
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    He also doesn't want to see the "money shot"....isn't that the point of porn??
     
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    He doesn't want to see it. He wants to feel it hit the back of his throat.
     
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    You're like all ninja-clandestine with the humor. I'm just strollin' down this thread, then WHAM!

    :ninja:

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    Isn't seeing vagina, in all it's pounded, quivering glory, the point of porn? What does he watch it for? The plotline?
     
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    He likes the pulled back view of the girl getting nailed. He looks for videos with girls who have curly black hair and he imagines it's his head smacking against the wall rhythmically.