Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Morrisb, May 27, 2014.
Beth doesn't need much. No foreplay. No oral. Just stick it in and she's done. How fun for anybody?
Keep in mind that's not the first cock she's seen all day.
Sex is only 3 minutes, but he sucks Ralphs cock for hours.
it's not so bad since she checks her email during it
No dirty talk, no roaming hands, no kissing, no dry humping, no oral, no finger banging or jerking, just 3 positions in 4 minutes with the bag on.
"Beth doesn't like foreplay"...."blowjobs are demeaning"......"the quicker the better."
Things a gold digger would say. I'll take fake women in history for $200 Alex.
90 seconds, tops.
It's about $50,000 per min....good work if you can get it...
Poor golddiggers. They must close their eyes and go to their happy place.
I call bullshit.. that old queen hasn't had a hard on in over a decade unless his boy friend is sucking him off
Lets be honest. That is about 2 minutes 59 seconds longer than Beth wants to have sex with Howard. They are at the point in their relationship where it is contractual. Howard gives Beth shit loads of money. She kisses his ass and never says a bad word about him. Sex is almost nonexistent which is why Howard goes to YouPorn all the time. It is a pretty simple relationship at this point.
lol Probably. I almost feel bad for Beth..any woman.
Howard has always said he doesn't last long. Even with Allison he said he'd have to use a vibrator on her for like 20 minutes and then when she was ready it would be 2 pumps and he was done. It was funny then but now when he says it, it isn't so funny anymore.
6am is Stamos time
She is abiding by the letter of the contract...
John F Kennedy Sr was a notorious premature ejaculator. A few women have said that he came after only a couple of pumps....one said almost immediately after he entered. On top of that, they said he had zero sexuality and sensuality about him. Strictly, wham, bam (two seconds worth), thank you ma'am.
...i remember at one point howard saying "beth comes really quick".
he is retarded.
Beth has never cum with him. I guarantee it. Now all those Arabs she banged back in the day are a different story.