Stern Show Howard panics cuz he's running out of hair gel

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    From MarksFriggin...


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    Remember when Howard had good hair?
     
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    The dust bowl was less stifling than Howard's hair.
     
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    No....
     
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    sure.. :quote: hair gel..
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    Come on Howard, wig preservation has been around for thousands of years...

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    Sponge worthy
     
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    Remember when Asics discontinued Howard's favorite running shoe and he panicked?

    Gary made a call and the company sent him like a dozen pair so Howie could continue to run.
     
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    For no reason companies decide to change things.

    Really...tell us about it, Howard. :popcorn:
     
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    Is "hair gel" a brand of wig glue?
     
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    Look how witty Howard is... He uses the name Lauren Order on message boards!


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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    33 dollars for a little 8 ounce bottle.
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Sounds like a Schmoopy joke



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    "It has that wet look, even when completely dry"


    What does he use for that Black look, even when completely Gray?
     
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    He's right, though - you find something, it's perfect, then they (the company) changes it. :banghead:
     
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    Let's just for a second suspend all reality and pretend that hair is real, who the heck thinks that's a good look? Like would you look in a mirror and think the 70 year old grandma perm looks good and walk out the door?

    C'mon Howard, wig or not it's well past time for an update.