Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Jun 21, 2016.
Remember when Howard had good hair?
The dust bowl was less stifling than Howard's hair.
sure.. hair gel..
Come on Howard, wig preservation has been around for thousands of years...
Remember when Asics discontinued Howard's favorite running shoe and he panicked?
Gary made a call and the company sent him like a dozen pair so Howie could continue to run.
For no reason companies decide to change things.
Really...tell us about it, Howard.
Is "hair gel" a brand of wig glue?
Sh'yeah. Maybe on his chin.
Look how witty Howard is... He uses the name Lauren Order on message boards!
33 dollars for a little 8 ounce bottle.
Sounds like a Schmoopy joke
Perfume on a pig Howard. Nothing more or less.
"It has that wet look, even when completely dry"
What does he use for that Black look, even when completely Gray?
He's right, though - you find something, it's perfect, then they (the company) changes it.
Let's just for a second suspend all reality and pretend that hair is real, who the heck thinks that's a good look? Like would you look in a mirror and think the 70 year old grandma perm looks good and walk out the door?
C'mon Howard, wig or not it's well past time for an update.