Howard probes his daughters about sex?

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  1. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    Says they are not into it much.
    When does this come up in conversation?
    :facepalm:
     
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    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    Must have something to do with marbles or net girth?

    :facepalm:

    -All 4 of his daughters know that having children is a bad thing and their wigged greedy father might cut them off financially, so they tell Howard they are not into sex?

    -Or Howard asks them about recent big thick cock in their lives?


    -Or Howard is a horrible liar?
     
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    -Or he keeps trying to cure them of the gay with Dr Sarno's book?
     
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    Poor chap couldnt have a boy.
     
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    Electric eel. :facepalm:
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  6. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    net girth :artiejj:
     
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    Sure, a pack of young girls aren't into sex. :rolleye: If they were older, I might believe it.:coffee:
     
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    Schnuggling Sheshions? :dontknow:
     
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    He's probably basing this off his two lesbian daughters saying, "Yes Dad... We're not that into sex with GUYS".
     
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    Ashley loves the cock!

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    :funny:
     
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    Hard to believe three educated women wouldn't want to talk intimacy with a father who (1) was hiding in the basement watching porn for their formative years (2) then added to his substantial marble collection by going on national radio to talk about how he was hiding in the basement watching porn for their formative years (3) who then dumped their mother once her "expiration date" was reached and he had a "hit" movie and then (4) instead of pulling a Clooney, and marrying a bright, beautiful well respected lawyer or the equivalent, married a total retail-price, off-the-shelf blond dumbbell, Pittsburgh's finest--a vapid, uninteresting former "model" with a cat collection and a gold-diggin' shovel the size of a back-hoe.

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    Why would he mention that and why would they not tell him to fuck himself if he asked.
     
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    It is creepy that a 60yr old man would ask his adult daughters about sex. :facepalm:
     
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    Stern has never wished for or spoke of grand kids.
    Babies are marble thieves and attention whores.
    Stern probably reminds them he will pay for all abortions and birth control.
    I bet he even spikes their Snapple with the morning after pill when they visit.....allegedly.

    Imagine being Howard's daughter constantly hearing the dog whistle about having children is evil.
    He is the worst person in the world.


    Sex probing of his daughters probably happens in front of their swarthy boyfriends.
    Howard always loves a good cock story with a happy ending that doesn't involve grand kids.....right Robin?
     
  16. newcastlefan

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    maybe he just hasn't seen the photos of his kid's girlfriends?
     
  17. newcastlefan

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    we don't consider ourselves to be that old. we do consider ourselves to still be responsible though.
     
  18. broccoli rob

    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    I'd like to probe Ashley and her girlfriend
     
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    I only wish that Beff got pregnant at the same time as one of his daughters, although the daughters would need to rely on a turkey baster
     
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    I doubt if he's had a conversation longer than a minute with any of them since the divorce.