Stern Show Howard quote of the day

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  1. Sloppyjoe

    Sloppyjoe VIP Extreme Gold

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    During the news today

    "come on Robin, let's wrap it up and get out of here so we aren't doing the show for 17hours like we always do. Let's get out of here at a normal time"

    Go fuck yourself wig. You haven't worked a whole show in nearly a decade
     
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  2. DiamondGoddess

    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up! Gold

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    The Wig is a Royal Asshole who feels pained to be alive.
     
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    He also said today that people in radio get no respect because they're on the air for so many hours and are too "accessible." Yeah, fuckhead. Are you too "accessible" when the halls are cleared everyday because someone that works there might look at you?
     
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    Remember when he came back from what felt like the 12th commercial break and said he thought about just playing some music now to give them a little break? :rolleyes:
     
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    ...hes working for his master punching a clock. if he wants to set his own rules he should start his own production. the problem is he doesnt have anything except a face for radio.
     
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    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    He stayed over his allotted time constantly when he had a real wife and kids to go home to, I guess he prefers the company of a brainless twat.
     
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    Yasss. Slay.
     
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    Give him a break. He works 12 hours a week 3 days a week. That's a grueling schedule for anyone.
     
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    I need to get home, watch eight hours of TV, pop an Ambien, and unwind from my grueling three-day work week. I need a vacation so I can go to one of my mansions. Do you know how many chimneys my mansions have, Robin?
     
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    He also claimed that he doesn't get as much time off as people think, since he's "on the phone all day with the staff on Thursdays and Fridays."

    Aside from being one of the laziest and least-believable lies he's ever told, it overlooks his standard 14 weeks of vacation every year.
     
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    Also, I suspect the vast majority of the time spent on the phone about the show is about side marbles/advertising disguised as content, not actual content.

    Even if he does make phone calls about actual content, I'm sure it's more vague, broad suggestions, like "have ________ whip up another Bernie Sanders bit", and approving/rejecting other peoples' ideas.

    He's not rolling up his sleeves and doing any heavy lifting, comedically or any other way.
     
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    The staff must look towards to Thursday and Friday. No Howard, Robin or Gary. Probably a nicer work environment.
     
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    He doesnt work 17 hours a week.
     
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    I'll bet you're right.
    I also keep hearing the staff discussing their working clothes. Memet said he was wearing a collared shirt the other day. I'm wondering if they've put forth some sort of business casual work dress code...which would be utter bullshit.
    I work with executives every day who wear jeans.
    The staff probably relaxes on Thursday and Friday and can get work done.
     
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    The only suckers bigger than Howard are the executives at SXM that okayed the new contract and the shareholders that have diminished dividends.
     
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    fuck wig. lazy asshole
     
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    I'm sure at least one of Howard's Thurs/Fri calls is to make sure the people who are working aren't having any fun. Not on his dime nickel penny.

    Stuttering John has said numerous times that the work environment on the Stern show sucked. It wasn't any fun. And John was there before Marci Turk came on board.
     
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    I wonder what they work on during Thursday and Friday because obviously they are not working on THSS.
     
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    Makes one 10min call on Thursday and declares it a full days work done.
     
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    Actually, I think Brent got in the best dig of the day in the Political commercial garbage. He said that "Anything you show Bubba he'll automatically hate".

    He was clearly referring to Howard, who can go on for days and days ranting about how stupid anything he doesn't understand is.