Howard & Robin = Dumb and Dumber

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  1. MobyDick

    MobyDick Well-Known Member

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    9/17/12 Monday ... TOPIC: buying a new iPhone

    Robin: "Do you go off plan or something, you just buy these phones..."

    Howard: "Yeah, I buy the phone."

    Robin: "... for the full price?"

    Howard: "Of course I do!"

    Robin laughs

    Howard: "I mean, where where where am I going to get a break? For cheaper?"

    Robin: "Well, if you buy inside a plan they're cheaper."

    Howard: "OH.... well.......... I just buy it."
     
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    9/17/12 Monday ... TOPIC: Howard reviews the movie THE RAID : REDEMPTION

    Howard: "It's ridiculous ... it's a karate movie ... has subtitles... which I don't care because most of it is just people beating each other up. But the fights have to be just a little bit realistic... these guys are just punching and kicking each other, hitting each other over the head with tables..."

    Robin: "And nobody dies...?"

    Howard: "Well, they die, eventually, but it takes a half hour. If you got punched or hit over the head with a table this hard, you would die."

    Robin: "Well I've been seeing that a lot in movies now where people take bottles and table legs and chairs and all kinds of furniture and they hit you in the head with it."

    Howard: "And nothing happens."

    Robin: "and the person gets up and punches them back."

    Howard: "And this movie is filled with it."
     
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    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    this thread has HUGE potential
     
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    My Mom says I have huge potential
     
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    I thought it was funny that Howard told Robin to just buy it and stop looking for a freebie then shortly after Howard complained that his fans had crappy jobs and said he deserved one before everybody else
     
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    I wish I remembered the conversation about dogs and shade being a human invention.
     
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    human "concept"
     
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    oh, i do

    one of his douchebag hollywood friends was amazed at how smart 6iahca was because when howard said "shade" the fat dog waddled over to the shade.

    Robin then gasped and said that was amazing, because animals don't know shade, it's a human concept.
     
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    mine did too i proved her wrong
     
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    I think we listen way too much :secret:
     
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    :giggle: "I'm laughing so hard I had to pull over."
     
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    i try not to, but the lure of the listening thread is too strong

    i remember that shade nonsense because i was getting ready for work in the bathroom and i yelled "WHAT?????" when robin said that and ran over to the computer. :facepalm:
     
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    9/17/12 Monday ... TOPIC: Ranting about Twitter and his "fans"

    Howard: "It's UNBELIEVABLE how fucked up our society is, everyone's worried about what everyone thinks about them."
     
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    Were you in a towel? Because my car just hit a water buffalo :fishin:
     
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    :lol:

    i actually know that reference.
     
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    Not just that, the amount of info they fucked up today with either straight up contrived ignorance or senility was unconscionable. And HOW MANY people research and write for these assholes? More butchered names than Daniel Day Lewis in GANGS OF NEW YORK. And then act like it's not important for a top radio host commenting on current events to get names and events right, fucking embarrassing to listen to as I violently yelled at my laptop like I haven't in a while.

    Between that and the deliberately misprouncing household names Angelina JOLAAAAYYY or MIIIILA Kunis (har har har har) I don't think he got a single piece of info right today. Or play that fucking irritating and classic Chris Rock bit pet-peeve "niggas LLLLLOVVVE not know" or too-cool-for-the-room fake move where he just can't definitively learn anything new or pronounce anything correctly. I don't know where to start with botches.

    The first senile contrived ignorance I remember was when Howard said "Nobody Does it Better" by Carly Simon was a ketchup commercial and then Robin VERIFIES it afraid to look stupid when it in fact was "Anticipation" (its making me wait). Har har har, get it, waiting for ketchup to come out of the bottle?!?!? THAT one by Simon was the actual commercial.

    Go to 3:00 and on. THATS Howard now as well as one of the biggest things I hate about him these days!!!

    [video=youtube;f3PJF0YE-x4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3PJF0YE-x4[/video]
     
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    I used to hurt myself when she was in that tennis outfit :D
     
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    Hahah! I can just picture that!
     
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    Howard: Hey did you hear about the norwegian killer?


    Robin, yeah he used a "manure bomb"
     
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    Oh good lord.

    They tried to think but nothing happened.