Howard runs 4 miles and thinks He should look like HE-MAN

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by knu3421, Oct 2, 2012.

  1. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    The power of grey skull he does not have, he looks more like she-ra

    58 yr old man thinks he should look good!!! Ahaaaa haa!!!
     
  2. newcastlefan

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    i think he would be happy if his skin would tighten up, but at 58 without surgery or extreme starvation that just isn't going to happen. if its such a big deal for him he should get a tummy tuck.
     
  3. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    I bet it takes him 40 minutes or more to run 4 miles.

    Road runner runs 4 miles in 28 minutes!
     
  4. DogStar69

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    Howard is trying to run away from his homosexuality, she should call Sarno stat.
     
  5. Herc

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    That's an insult to both the Movie He-Man (My Avatar). And the cartoon version of my childhood as well . . . :facepalm:

    [video=youtube;7yeA7a0uS3A]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yeA7a0uS3A[/video]
     
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    I always liked ram-man
     
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    They didn't use him all that much though . . .
     
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    fuck howard...4 miles is not a weight regiment or extercise replacement..
    10 minutes a mile, 40 minutes total "jogging" not "running" equals zero point shit..
    lying bastard wouldn't know a dumbell if it smacked him in the face.
     
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    Herc is he-man
     
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    x2 :)
     
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    the longer distances you can run, normally equates to a worse looking body.


    you know how great those marathon runners look?


    Howard wants the body of a body builder who couldnt run 2 miles if there were unlimited protein bars at the finish line.
     
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    I remember Howard lamenting to Hugh Jackman that "I run X miles every day and don't look like you."

    He really is a retard of immense proportion when it comes to fitness.
     
  13. Phantom Lord

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    With his money and the amount of free time he has he could look better. However, one of his problems is that he is tall. That will give him a lanky, thin look, but not very muscular.

    If he wanted to build muscle he needs to take some supplements and add some protein to his diet. Those mini-sized vegan meals he constantly eats that wouldn't fill up a 12 year-old girl won't help put on lean muscle.

    It can be done. This guys is exactly Howard's age.

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  14. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Your body also adapts to doing the same exercise repeatedly over a long period of time. He would need to change up his routine if he wants his body to change.
     
  15. Mark Harris

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    I think the problem for Howard exercising is always going to be Howard. I am sure he acts like a fruit no matter what exercise he is doing and stops whenever he feels slight discomfort.
     
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    i lift things up and down :D