Howard said he doesn't know how to lift his 20 pound cat

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  1. Magnificent Mr. Hole

    Magnificent Mr. Hole Well-Known Member

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    He said he doesn't want to break it. :crazybye:
     
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    yippeekyaa Moved forward. VIP

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    I just use a shovel. The same one I use to dig the hole.
     
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    He can't lift 20 pounds.
     
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    That's what I was thinking.
     
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    Beth told him to hire a professionoe pet mover.
     
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    I agree.

    I'm beginning to wonder what's physically wrong with him. He's been running for 20+ years and bragged about running 2miles? He can only bench 95? He needs assistants to help him up and down a mini flight of stairs on AGT.

    what a pussy.
     
  7. Bye You!

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    :cwl:
     
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    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    Howard is very delicate and he has spindly arms.
     
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    He lifts a 190lb pussy out of bed every morning.
     
  11. jyanks

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    He said that he only lifts 8 lb dumbells. To show off to the girls at his gym
     
  12. Pukyak Lover

    Pukyak Lover New Member Banned User

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    I'm sure that will be a chapter on pussy lifting in Beth's next book, "Oh My Pussy." Subtitled: Not about my husband.
     
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    He definitely can't lift 20 pounds. He has the coordination of a jelly fish so of course he can't walk on stairs without a hand rail
     
  14. OV

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    Fortunately for his menacing self, prankster Howie Mandell's face doesn't way 20lbs.
     
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    Pull clip, and we'll talk.
     
  16. Howard Stork

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    He really wants to raise the cat's tail so he can fuck it.
     
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    It's such an odd comment and really weird that he keeps mentioning this. Does he think that because Beth can pick up a cat it reinforces her qualifications as an "animal expert"? She actually has no idea how to properly handle an animal, you can see that in all the photos where she's using them as props. I'm wondering if this is a set-up for another fake cutesy story Beth is planning to tell on Fallon's show or some other appearance in the future.
     
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    "Build your goddamn muscles, huh? You know, you could build your muscles picking strawberries. You know, bend and scoop... like the Mexicans."

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    Not the first time he mentioned it but it is bizarre that he doesn't know how to pick up the fckn cat and place it on the floor.
    He said he had to wake Beth up and she did it....amazing how nobody questioned him.
     
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