Howard said he doesn't like BJs b/c no one can give a good one

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Dlist, Sep 23, 2013.

  1. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    No one??? That was a slip up...

    This was during his Jenny McCarthy interview. Jenny said she would give Beth some watermelon lube that makes it taste like a lollipop. Howard still wasn't interested.

    And he was fascinated that Jenny liked dirty talk..which we know, Beth does not.

    For a man so 'sexual' he doesn't seem to have a great sex life going on with Beth....just sayin'
     
  2. Bye You!

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    I mentioned it in the listening thread and no one ran with it.

    His exact words, I believe, were "I don't want my dick sucked, anyway."
     
  3. Super Dave

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    Only by Ralph.
     
  4. PI Nate

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    Wiggy only likes it when a guy does it...:hat:
     
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    What man would say that? Other than a liar?
     
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    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    With Ralph's snaggletooth, I don't blame Howard.
     
  7. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    well THAT is thread..."Guys of the dawgsaloon, who doesn't like their dick sucked??"
     
  8. StRyDeRxX

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    Howard's problem is that horses generally don't give good head... fact! :grad:
     
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    skytzoboy not a fuck to give

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    What he really meant is that he'd rather give than receive when it comes to blow jobs.
     
  11. Dlist

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    THAT! Beth must be harrible!!!
    B/c from what I've heard...even a bad BJ is a good BJ.
     
  12. PI Nate

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    No such thing as a bad one...:coffee:

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    I just said "well, since only two women picked up on it, maybe it's all a big lie and guys DONT want their dick sucked"

    :giggle:

    Wish I had a pic of the look I got. :crazy:
     
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    Howard is so full of shit.



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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    THAT is exactly what I have heard.
     
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    There are girls out there that insist on dragging their teeth up and down, but you can NEVER criticize a girl on their bj skills, just like a chick won't tell a guy he doesn't quite measure up. Howie did say that when he was single a famous chick gave him a bj that made him cum in a second...I smell bullshit:bs:
     
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    again, this is classic subterfuge by howard, his genital disfigurement will not allow him to receive oral sex, nor will he allow himself to be humiliated by displaying his ambiguous appendage.
     
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    Oh, there are bad bj's out there.
     
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    I just think a horse chomping on your penis isn't that much of a turn on
     
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    Shows what you know...