"Howard said he doesn't understand socializing He said it seems so irrelevant to him"

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by NotMyBro, Apr 29, 2013.

  1. NotMyBro

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    he just needs to imagine the crowd of people as all thick and veiny......like a beer can
     
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    RumBalls The original RumBalls, est. Jan 16, 2012

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    He is so fucking whacked out of his skull
     
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    wig prefers to talk about himself only, with a captive audience, surrounded by ass kissers
     
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    He prefers sitting alone in his hotel room and watching ceiling.

    He's so fucking crazy. He's completely lost his mind.
     
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    Thats the attitude of most people who dont have one true friend on this earth, they try to down play it by acting like they dont "understand" in order to make it seem like its their choice that they dont want to hang out and not because they weren't invited or if they were invited it was out of pity and no one actually really wants them around.
     
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    his best friends gets a xmas bonus that makes his 'paid staff' jealous

    :bigthink
     
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    amazing at his age he doesn't understand how to party? fckn drink and then u mellow out! what's so hard to understand!?!?
    I love that horsecunt has to be by his side and baby him and leave early with him.
     
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    What Howard left out of his critique on socializing is -- there's no money to be made from it, so what's the point?
     
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    Also, Howard is not a fan of team sports unless he is front and center-court. :uscratch:
     
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    so don't go to parties. problem solved stupid.
     
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    That attitude is one of the main symptoms of body dysmorphic disorder. Dude is off-the-charts mentally ill and instead of therapy helping mitigate the problem (which is the best you can hope for in this situation - it's not something that is completely curable) he's getting worse over time. Guarantee he is going to end up with kleenex boxes for shoes and pissjugs in the near future. Hopefully the trigger that puts him completely over the edge will be a messy divorce with Beefus cheating with a non-deformed younger man.
     
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    He is a sad, sad excuse for a human
     
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    Gary said they went up to Beth at one point and asked where Howard was. She had sent Howard back to the hotel an hour before that.
     
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    I wonder who fucked Beth that night. You know she got some real dick that night… :bigthink
     
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    she looks so much more alive in this picture

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    How about in this one? :c

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    so howard was right. jimmy did throw a party in his honor. that party was referred to as the boring one from 5-9. to be followed by the real party once the old, whiney, female jew lives.
     
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    such a vibrant young beauty in these age appropriate pairings :wistfulsigh:
     
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    What do you mean....Howard left early and Beth stayed behind? I thought they're together 99% of the time...and it's all about Howard?
    What a difficult life poor Beth signed on for!!!!!!