Howard said he eats a 'spa' meal for lunch..WTF?? What real man knows that term?

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  1. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Gotta ask youse guys..have you heard of the term 'spa' meal? Do you know what it is?
     
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    markluke Well-Known Member

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    "Spa" is code for

    Sperm
    Penis
    Ass
     
  3. Bethstampon

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    Never heard of it, but I am sure the Oaf turned him on to it, learned it from a rich lady in Hamptons and thought it was classy. Sounds like a wheat grass enema while they zest a lime up his big schnoz.

    Thanks for giving me one more thing to infuriate me.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    I have NO idea what that means, I have a penis.
     
  5. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Us chicks know it is a light meal...but a guy that knows what a spa meal is, or what a duvet is....sorry...you are gay and faggot.
     
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    MGD Active Member

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    I thought that was gay and faggot also.
     
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    No idea what a spa meal is
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Thank gawd!! Youse and LT are real men...
     
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    Unless the word is heard from a naked, pretty but petulant woman saying "please don't wipe your cock on my duvet"...yes it is gayandfhaggot.
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Marm summed it up.:)
     
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    No fucking idea. :dontknow:
     
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    For Thanksgiving I used to eat Jack Daniel's and chili. If I ever tried to eat a "spa meal" or whatever the fuck it is, my body would instinctively kick it's own ass.
     
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    In Wiggy's world, "SPA" probably stands for

    Strawberry
    Peanut
    Almond

    One of each fills that bastard right up
     
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    :dontknow: short for spaghetti? [​IMG]
     
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    It's a light meal. Some chick on a Stern website told me.
     
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    he also constantly refers to himself as "hetero", straight people usually refer to themselves as straight or nothing at all they don't keep reminding their audience how Hetero they really are
     
  18. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    "Robin, I beat off every night to lesbian porn...I'm so straight" :facepalm:
     
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    yippeekyaa Moved forward. VIP

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    A man eating a spa meal is when he goes to a bar and orders a burger and a beer while he's waiting for his wife to get her mani/pedi at the spa.
     
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    You are not gay if a chick told you that.