Howard said nobody wanted to adopt Garfield the fat cat..but

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  1. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    I could have sworn I heard Liesel G. say it was down to 2 people that want to adopt the cat . WTF am I missing?
     
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    I was thinking about it, but I think my dog would have seen him as dinner.
     
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    I'm sure most of what Howard says about Garfield is bullshit, just like the fake story about Leon Bear's adoption.
     
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    Wiggy is the one missing something here. Besides his hair.
     
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    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    Howard said that none of us fucknutts wanted to adopt Garfield....but the H100 News story conveyed that there were many people with interest.....Im thinkin that Beth wants the cat.
     
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    :lol: top notch, as usual
     
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    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    They were Chinese.......
     
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    I'm always surprised by how quickly he will volunteer one of his staff to adopt an animal and start taking care of it. The only reason he thinks taking care of new animals requires no effort is because he puts no effort into the ones that Beth adopts.

    I would never suddenly just adopt a 40 pound cat because my boss was berating me into it.
     
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    That cat is going to be a lot of work and very expensive. He can barely move and he's likely to require a lot of veterinary care. There was a 39 lb cat in the news a few weeks ago who died of respiratory failure shortly after going to a temporary foster home. Howard would flip out if Garfield died after being adopted by one of his employees, the poor guy would never hear the end of it.
     
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    I think he just got adopted today, they are readying him for his transition.
    Godspeed Garfield
     
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    Someone said they were erecting a crane outside of NSAL as we speak.........
     
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    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    I hope that fat-ass cat scratches Howie's eyes out! :jj: :pray:
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    "We're doing a show here. Don't get all hung up on things like truth and facts".
     
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    Are they declawing him for Beth?