Howard sais we all have 3500 new ideas a day and...

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  1. psxpirate2k3

    psxpirate2k3 Member Banned User

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    he has 70 staff, 70x3500= 245,000 original thoughts and all they can come up with is z list guests and a birthday ticket quiz, bravo lazy fuck and just leave
     
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    chuk Well-Known Member

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    In his defense, 3499 of them are about cock.
     
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    datchguy New Member Banned User

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    70?! Before or after Howard TV got their nuts clipped?
     
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    OMG OMG OMG OMG!!! I have one everybody listen up:

    How about me an my hoar GF go door to door in the city handing out pinecones? :backlol2:
     
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    I can't figure out which part is gayer:

    1) His arm draped lovingly across Dave's back
    2) The way he has his face buried into Dave's shoulder

    Thoughts?
     
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    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    Howard wanted us to know that he demanded to be the dude in the dance.
    ...but acquiesced to Dave fervor, Robin.
    :facepalm:
     
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    "Nothing sadder than old old queen." He has said it so many times to us, now we know why he was OCD'd over it.
     
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    Are you sure Wiggy didn't say "I have 3,500 new dollars every hour"?
     
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    chuk Well-Known Member

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    No, that would be crazy. He makes $178,571 an hour.
     
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    245,000 original thoughts on how to promote his D list cum dumpster more like and besides that the wig wearing sellout is never live anymore so what good would all that material do him anyway?:dontknow:
     
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    [​IMG]

    Remember when Howard had a gay dance party back in the '90s? The premise was actually funny: If the Goo Goo Dolls want to come on and play their gay song, they're going to have to do it while we're dressed as sailors (although Jackie and Fred wore only a thong), slow dancing with gay men the whole time.

    [video=youtube;lAaDd_CO5q8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAaDd_CO5q8[/video]

    His new thing is to dance just because it's so "unexpected" -- Can you believe it! Howard Stern, America's nightmare, is dancing! On AGT! On Katie Couric! On David Letterman! With David Letterman!!!!!!!! -- but we all know it's because he has no material, and that this is the best he can come up with when he relies on his wits.
     
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    [video=youtube;lAaDd_CO5q8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAaDd_CO5q8[/video]

    He is enjoying himself way to much at the 3:10 mark and to think this guy was a shock jock, more like a cock jock
     
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    Ah, more of that Howie Math. So that means they produce about 1.25 million ideas a week and they can't do 5 shows a week?
    "The shows are jam-packed, Robin. Whaddya want from me? They want more of me is what they want.
    They really love Daddy. I'm like their Daddy."
     
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    Ellen wants her shtick back.
     
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    3) He stole his new 'persona' from Ellen Degeneres apparently
     
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    #2

    It's more intimate and he can whisper sweet nothings in Dave's ear :coffee:
     
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    Before.
    But I cant understand/explain the time warp that is THSS. Over 40 employees working 5 days/Week while the "stars" only have to work 104 shows/4hours.

    So what the FUCK does the staff do for 100+ days a year with no show and 4 hours for the other 104 days?

    Its dysfunctional workplace. Their big boss dont talt to underling. The big tooth boss only work like a star. (Guess that Howard pressured Gary to work thursdays to get control of the crew or its just a "Birthday bash suckoff thing)
     
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    Wigwards 3500 bad ideas are cancelled out because Beefus has a deficit of -4000 ideas......just a blank stare.