Howard says again he doesn't like blow jobs...

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Dlist, Jan 21, 2013.

  1. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Caller said "you now say you don't like blow jobs, but you have said that a couple chicks gave you some awesome ones...."
    Howard stutters and says..."No one likes to think of me getting blow jobs.." and hangs up..

    Questions for Dawgsaloon..
    1) Howard implying Beth gives poor blow jobs, but wouldn't most guys take a bad one vs no bj at all?
    2) Has Beth so indoctrinated Howard that BJ are demeaning to women???
    3) Was Ralph's BJ the best he ever had?? (eight ball says "YES")
     
  2. chuk

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    Yes x3
     
  3. ilovebacon

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    CHOMP
     
  4. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    If I was a guy, those chompers would scare me too..
     
  5. Quite Frankly

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    Howard thinks receiving oral is icky- but giving it? Hmmm, that's a different story.
     
  6. Anfkid

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    i bet the grapes are sour, i didn't want them anyway.
     
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    He's a fаggоt. Of course he doesn't like BJs... from women.
     
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    Specially Beth.
     
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    Why does he even bother taking calls anymore? Everytime a caller asks any kind of question that doesn't involve kissing his ass he just grunts cusses and hangs up. I wish another Roosevelt blaek would give him one more good right hook
     
  10. Lou Cypher

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    I just remembered when Lisa Rinna called in and talked about a blowjob class she took. Howard wanted Beth to take it. :jj:

    I checked Marksfriggin to see how long ago it was...

    Lisa Rinna Calls In. 04/21/09. 8:55am

    Lisa said that her husband was rocked when she learned all of this stuff. She said that she was taught a bunch of stuff that really made a difference in their sex life. She said that they teach you on a dildo and it's really amazing. Howard said he would love for Beth to take a class like that...Howard told Lisa he wants her to teach Beth about the blow jobs and stuff.

    Blow Job Class Conversation Doesn't Go Well With Beth. 04/22/09. 6:55am

    The caller asked if Howard told Beth about the blow job classes. Howard said he brought that up with her and Beth got upset with him for thinking that she didn't give good blow jobs. Howard said he didn't mean it that way. He said that she gives great ones. He said that he was explaining to her that even the smartest kid in high school should go to Harvard. He said that it came off like an insult to her and he didn't do a good job explaining it to her.

    :D
     
  11. Howard103

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    I think a beej is too intimate for Beth, it's too hard for her to pretend to not be disgusted.
     
  12. Beths Arab

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    No male hates blow jobs from women unless he's a cum guzzeling fag.:bjmimic:
     
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    Good find.
    So basically she's terrible at it and not willing to learn to get any better, so Howard just gave up.

    Now the question is...is she terrible at it on purpose? ;)
     
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    Maybe the first couple of times with a chick. But if with her for a while, and she's terrible at it, and not willing to get any better at it, what's the point?
     
  15. Lou Cypher

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    Maybe. She has the mentality of a child and thinks it's "icky" and that was her excuse to have a tantrum and never give him another one. :D
     
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    this is howard's ruse , it is to imply that he is a fully functioning heterosexual with clearly defined genitalia...beth has never seen or touched howard's genital disfigurement
     
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    Don Buckwald left the blowjob clause out of the prenup. :)
     
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    [video=youtube;giT3YrOWg6I]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giT3YrOWg6I[/video]
     
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    Beth is too stupid to understand what is demeaning to women. She doesn't like giving them to a 60 year old man that looks like an insect. The pussy whipped Howard is trying to reassure her that he doesn't like them anyway, which of course, is a lie.
     
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    You said it you dirty camel loving sand jockey