Howard says Beth did NOT want to go to Bideawee Gala?!?

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  1. Thelma

    Thelma Well-Known Member

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    He is so played that he has to be as or more stupid than Beth. Today he talked about Adrian Grenier canceling as host of the Bideawee Gala and denounced stars who agree to do a charity, then cancel and leave the charity stranded.

    SAINT BETH - who would kill Howard for saying this (according to him) -- agreed to host the event. Howard said (nearly verbatim): "I got upset. I know Beth didn't want to go do it. They're in the lurch. She's so self-effacing she said, 'I know I'm no substitute for Adrian Grenier.' She's a good person. She gave up a Tuesday [sic] night and does it with a smile on her face."

    Is Howard really that delusional and unaware that Superstar has attended the very same event for the previous two years and wasn't even the host??

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  2. jyanks

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    Beth is such a good person. No, really, she is the best.
     
  3. SwingOnThis

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    Beth is so amazing, she writes thank you notes. She knows all that kind of stuff.
     
  4. prefect

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    Howard seems to be utterly divorced from reality these days. :(
     
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  5. HorsetoothBeth

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    Xoxo!

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  6. isabella

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    beth is so perfect...i'm sure she didn't want to dress up into her party clothes and be photographed. the worst part was she had to be away from howard for a few hours.
    she's such a humanitarian.
     
  7. SwingOnThis

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    I'm really starting to feel bad for Beff. She's trying so hard to not be famous, and these assholes just pull her, kicking and screaming, onto these red carpets.
     
  8. IlluminatiJones

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    that cannot be real that cannot be real that cannot be real that cannot be real that cannot be real that cannot be real that cannot be real that cannot be real that cannot be real that cannot be real that cannot be real that cannot be real that cannot be real that cannot be real that cannot be real that cannot be real that cannot be real that cannot be real that cannot be real that cannot be real that cannot be real that cannot be real that cannot be real that cannot be real

    but if it is, she's got the handwriting of a mental patient
     
  9. bucketbuddy

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    bi - doe - wee
     
  10. AuntDolly

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    Angelic, that Beffie.
     
  11. kippy

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    Beth can't say "no'...






    except to Howard.
     
  12. DogStar69

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    It seems he only says stupid shit now. First of all it's not like she's giving up a whole summer, and I'm sure she was thrilled to get away from you Howwig.
     
  13. Cygnus X1

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    Beth is so sweet, ponies ask for HER on their birthdays
     
  14. eliasbboy

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    In all seriousness, who the hell switches between cursive and print like that? Some of the words are even half and half.:jj:
     
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    "Dear (75% cursive) Edward (print) & Betsy (mostly cursive),"


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  16. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    Look at the huge flourish under the pet name she gave herself. Cunty really thinks she's something special.:facepalm:




    F-Mutt
     
  17. IlluminatiJones

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    Yes. The closer to the bone the conversation, the dumber the shit that comes out of his mouth.

    What was that great exchange from the infamous Brad Garrett interview?

    Brad: Why get married if you're happy?

    Howard: Why not be happy if you're getting married?

    It wasn't even that. It was dumber.
     
  18. IlluminatiJones

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    the irregular spacing, the irregular sizing, the inability to keep things straight, the random capitalization..............

    It's a ransom note!!!

    And you know that tongue was sticking out of the side of her mouth all concentrated and such while the paws did their thang!
     
  19. IlluminatiJones

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    With her "co-stars" in smaller lettering underneath.

    But who the fuck puts their last initial at the end of their first name in a note to their friends?

    She obviously thinks that Jackie Onassis signed letters to her friends as "Jackie O.".

    :hilarious:

    She also thought that "Beth O" was going to catch on.
     
  20. Peau de Soie

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    a. Didn't he pull EXACTLY the same complaint routine about another charity host bowing out while Beefus or someone else stepped in, maybe 2 years ago? And it turned out he exaggerated that...

    b. Who is "Howaed"?