Howard says he sometimes loses boner when jerking off but not during CUCKOLD porn!

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by NotMyBro, Aug 11, 2014.

  1. NotMyBro

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    Holy shit, today's show is fucking incredible! Wiggy's clearly losing his mind (#oldpeopleproblems) and he doesn't even filter what he's saying anymore!

    He's now into cuckold porn! He's probably imagining being fucked by some black dude or something.
     
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    ...hes looking for someone to take his wife off his hands.
     
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    Stamos? :dontknow: He already fucked her at least once…
     
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    I'm not a guy, but if I were the last thing I would want is to see my dick going into Beth's bear trap yapper.
     
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    Usually, the things that turn people on are things they've experienced in the past.
     
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    What a sad way to live. All that money and he is too fucked up to allow himself to enjoy it. I know if I was a multi millionaire, the last thing I'd be doing is laying in bed alone trolling porn sites.
     
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    Art imitates life
     
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    Cuckold porn is G-R-E-A-T!!!:p
     
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    Ew, what a sissy faggot. What a closeted mo.
     
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    this is more of howard's time time tested subterfuge...i jerk off, therefore, i have an external penis...howard is not like the other boys/ howard is not like the other girls...
     
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    He loses his boner with Beth, but not with Ralph.
     
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    Howard into cuckold porn is a perfect fit.

    1.) He's self-loathing
    2.) He not-so-secretly enjoys seeing people in his life get humiliated
    3.) He's somewhere between outright gay and deeply conflicted about his sexuality
     
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    This.

    I know fame is a drug and it's hard for some people to walk away from, but if I were 60 and had accumulated enough money to last me a dozen lifetimes, I would NOT be waking up before dawn (okay he only has to do this three times a week, but still), go to work, eat a few almonds, go home to an empty mansion and then sank off to porn on the internet before I went to sleep at 9:00 pm. I would be traveling the world sampling exotic pussy, seeing incredible lands and eating the finest foods.

    Howard really is a miserable fool. Sometimes wealth is wasted on the wrong motherfuckers.
     
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    the conflict is in gender identity/ gender functionality, and what not...
     
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    :facepalm:
    exactly
     
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    He's a deeply disturbed individual who will never ever be happy about anything in life.
    All that money and still...nothing.
    And all because he wishes he were a woman.
     
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    I'm sure he only watches the cuck videos with a big black buck doing some skinny white girl.
     
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    I just typed cuckold on youporn…. 99% of vids are some black dude having sex with a white woman. That's what Howard's into. :puke:
     
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    He made a similar revelation a while back when he told sal that he stays hard during sex by imagining lots of men pining over Beth.
     
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