Howard says "if a woman fakes an orgasam, who cares??"

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  1. Dlist

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    He knows, deep down, that Beth fakes it all the time..
    Howard honey, just hopping on for 1 minute has got to be the most unsatisfying experience ever..
     
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    a minute! damn, who's the show-off!!!!
     
  4. Viddy Well

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    [video=youtube;DY_Uu7Zi114]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DY_Uu7Zi114[/video]
     
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    Why would Howard care? He only has sex with himself.
     
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    The only way Howie can give Beth an orgasm is to show her his bank book.
     
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    She stares at the ceiling and thinks about the checkbook...
     
  8. Herc

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    When Howard's banker, accountant, and financial planner visit. Beth has multiple earth shaking orgasms . . .
     
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    How do you know if a women has an orgasm?

    Who cares.
     
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    Howard has never been in the same room as a woman having an orgasm.
     
  11. MutteringJohn

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    Does Beth yell out Charlie Boy when she comes.
     
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    Howard says he has to put a bag on Beths head so he dosen't cum so fast so she probably sounds like Kenny when she fakes a gasam.

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    This topic is making me nauseous.......... Yet I can't help thinking about it!:D

    Hard to imagine this being far from the truth; however, if there's anything that can be said for Wiggy, it's that his anorexia may be helping (marginally) in this department.:D
     
  14. BethsZygote

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    The best way to fool girls are to give them orgasms. Many of them confuse love with orgasms. Just go down on them until they cum.
    I guess that Howard don't do that since he is afraid of germs.

    BTW. How can anybody be fooled by a fake orgasm? When a women cums, the pussy grips the dick. Something that is almost impossible to fake.
    And as usual: they didn't ask how many times men faked their orgasms. I do that at least 1000 times more then the women I meet. When you are married you have to fake...
     
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    :wub:
     
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    Beth has got to be some kind of idiot savant to be able to manipulate Howard so well. In every conceivable way she seems like a stunted mongoloid, except in one - the ability to bamboozle her wealthy mark.

    Howard must literally never have given a woman an orgasm in his entire life to be so easily fooled.
     
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    of course he doesn't care if she fakes. it's all about him. EVERYTHING is all about him. if it's too much trouble to boil some water for his sister who's been without power for days, you really think he can go down on a woman until she climaxes?
     
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    The squirting is usually my indicator.