Howard says Jay is a scum b/c he can't fire anyone...Really? And who has he fired?

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  1. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Benjy is a loser...FIRE! JD.. marble mouth dumb shit...FIRE!!!
    How dare Howard say Jay Leno can't fire anyone, and has NBC do it.
    He can't fire anybody either. What a fagola hypocrite.
     
  2. Chimney Portions

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    Fire JD??? JD produces 75% of all show-related content. He records TV clips.
     
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    Remember that Howard is mentally insane.
     
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    Stern just keeps them with slave wages. He's just making up shit b/c Jay looked like a hero for giving his salary away when Howie would never in a million years do such a thing. Jealousy.
     
  5. Joe Bauers

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    And then he proclaims that He has too many people to produce that shitty show. He really is delusional


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    He needs to be committed. :crazybye:
     
  6. Dlist

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    All those fuck nuts that work for him make probably $65K/ yr. In NYC, Long Island, that is minimum wage. Howard has a fucking bowling alley, and 16K sq foot house, but pays his guys shit. What a loser.
     
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    The wig fired the listeners in fall of '06....
     
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    I love how people are actually surprised this was his take.

    I'd be disappointed if he didn't act like a douchebag hypocrite at this point. It's about the only thing he's done consistenly and well in the last 6 years.
     
  9. LisaGsDentures

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    And he does it for peanuts. Thats the biggest reason nobody gets fired. They work cheap.
     
  10. Joe Bauers

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    Wha, Wha, Wha, What Happened ? I guess Familiarity does breed contempt. :dontknow:
     
  11. Dlist

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    You always hate in other people those weaknesses you see in yourself.
    (fuck, that was profound)
     
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    LisaGsDentures said it all. We're stuck with Benji and JD. You asking for a miracle is downright hilarious beyond imagining.
     
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    This.

    There are no more bits on the show. The news is rushed with Robin simply reading headlines and a few sentances with the lead paragraph, followed by a Howard live-read (unless the story is about gays or abortion).

    Howard no longer mocks celebrities, and guests are fewer and far between.

    Most importantly Howard no longer takes real callers "which was also a HUGE source for material". Just listen to Nick and Artie, O&A, old school Stern, ect to remember how much content, topics, and humor a good caller can add to the show.

    Therefore Stern basically only comments on tv clips and news stories these days, and without JD there would be no clips.

    Id go as far as to say JD is the third most important person on the show, yet he lives in poverty and is mocked for it. but Jay Leno is an asshole, I get it

    Therefore the show
     
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    There's a thread around here listing a dozen different Howard News people who have been fired. Those count, right?
     
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    Fire fuckin Benjy..That would count.
     
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    True. I live in upstate NY and $65 k a year in NYC is the equivalent of no more than $42 k up here.
     
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    $65k/yr in NYC, you live in a slum, with a shared bathroom and a 900 sq foot apt. OR you commute from Long Island, with a $250K house..3 bedroom, 1800 sq feet, with a commute time of 1 hr.
     
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    The nerve of that big nose stork to go to Sirius claim a revolution was in the works and get lazy and make the show a boring talk show. Only important people there are Jd, Sal and Richard.
     
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    problem is, Benji contributes so little to the show that nobody would notice if he was fired
     
  20. Joe Bauers

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    They're only going to break to Piss. No commercials. Listen to this new bit, Robocop. 2006



    2012- 20 min commercials plus live reads every 5 minutes during the news.