Howard says Kelly and Mark C ignore them..why??

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  1. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Gotta be b/c they display too much PDA, too much "my love, honey...." bs and Howard is such an OCD freak, who would want to come over??
     
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    Can you imagine how sticky icky it would be to hang out with the flakiest of flakes?
     
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    Kelly & Mark have three kids.... kids are not allowed near the wigged one...
     
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    Good point, the times he's had Fred, Booey and their wives over they have mentioned getting sitters, it appears Chimneyland is adults only. Throw that in with single portions of food, the fact that Howie wants to take pictures of everyone that comes over and has mentioned that he asks personal relationship type questions at dinner and you have a recipe for eating alone.
     
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    Aside from Kimmel, Stamos and a few others nobody wants to admit that they're "friends" with Howard.
     
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    beth probably came onto mark so kelly put a stop to that real quick.
     
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    Neurotic people are rarely fun to hang out with
     
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    Might be all the cock talk.
    I wonder if Howie asked Mark if he ever tried a dude?
    :c
     
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    Seriously would anyone here want to visit Chimney Manor?

    It sounds like a fucking nightmare.
     
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    Phony, phony, phony...it permeates the Sterns. I bet they did not want to hear on Sirius what happened when they were at Chimney Manor and/or they couldn't put up with the egotistical bore-fest that a BBQ (of fish and veggies) at the Sterns would entail.
     
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    As the op mention the constant pda's must be nauseating. The fact that Beth is a vapid trophy wife makes it even worse.

    Then there is the chance that you would have to undergo a photo session.
     
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    Bobo's his friend.
     
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    I doubt many celebs are eager to visit chimney manor to endure the free psychoanalysis, creepy amateur photo shoot, and portions of bad food, even if the generous host offered them a discount rate to use his bowling alley.
     
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    look how hard and shamelessly howard tried to squeeze an invite out of that Coldplay dude -- Beth must be relentless with that in person
     
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    howard is so clueless...he can't figure out why 2 somewhat normal people wouldn't want to be around 2 adolescents? seeing howard and beth in action has got to be one of the most nauseating things possible.
    i think it's pretty obvious why noone wants to be near them for more than 5 min.
    honnnnnneeeeeey....what my loooooove.......
     
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    I believe it was Mark Wahlberg who somehow got roped into having dinner with Howard once. Wahlberg later said all Howard did was talk about himself.
     
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    because their kids had nonstop nightmares seeing a pelican and a horse talking at their house
     
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    Kelly and Mark are best friends with Seinfeld and his wife, so that XNAY's the Sterns!
     
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    Kelly and Mark got tired of having to refinish the hardwood floors everytime Beff goes clippity clop, clippity clop.
     
  20. SouthernListen

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    Let's wonder why they distanced themselves:

    1. Howard talks shit about everyone. He's bound to have said shit about them as well as people they're real friends with.

    2. Would you want to go hang out with someone who might share what happened with the public because he's desperate for something to say on his show later? God forbid you need to take a dump while around him.

    3. Would you want to hang out with a man who has a history of shitting all over his former "friends" the minute they do anything he doesn't like? Imagine every conversation you've ever had with friends was essentially recorded and played back to the public.

    4. How about the big fun it must be to go to a guy's house and have to leave your kids home because somehow they're dirtier than his dogs and cats?

    5. She doesn't need the free PR bump from mentions on the show anymore.

    6. Have fun cooking for a nutjob "pescatarian" who clams up like the WB frog in that old cartoon the minute he's not on air.