Howard says when he dies, he wants Beth to be with no one ever..How long till she is?

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  1. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    3 months at best while she is getting some botox and 'tightening' procedures...
    she'll have all his $$ and finally be able to afford Nacho..
     
  2. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho The original Dorb VIP

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    As soon as Howard loses the ability to modify the will...
     
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    bossofbam Well-Known Member VIP

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    It depends...how far away is Nacho and how long does it take to get a marriage license?
     
  4. Gena

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    if howards one of these guys who hangs on till hes 70 or 80 then by that time no one will want a 50 or 60 year old botoxed out tranny with the mind of a slow 5 year old. So he may get his wish..

    If he kicks off tomorrow i say six to nine months tops till someone leaks a pic to some celeb rag mag.

    This is something i was thinking of earlier and i think mentioned in another thread a couple weeks back, did he put something in the will stating she gets no, or a lot less inheritance if she doesnt jump through various hoops after his demise? If so it could go far in explaining how one day she couldnt breathe without him and a month or less later she was flaunting her galavanting more than ever [ it seemed, it might have been about normal to those who follow them more closely . ]

    If he did, or is thinking of doing so, then you know shes pissed beyond belief.
     
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    NiggalissCage Well-Known Member

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    No way Beth isn't already getting fucked on the side.
     
  6. BethSucks

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    This
     
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    And no way that Howard doesn't already know about it.
     
  8. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    There probably isnt a sane person out there who would want her.
     
  9. Dlist

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    But they would want her MONEY....:c
     
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    As soon as Beth files for divorce Howard will be dead to her. So soon after that if not before.
     
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    Before his body gets cold she will have a new dick in her ass.
     
  12. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    WHICH dick would be a great poll thread..
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    I think she would dump him after finding another sugar daddy.
     
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    She's gone and taking half his estate six months after he's off the radio.
     
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    She sprains her fetlock and cannot attend his funeral. While they are trying to close the casket over Wiggy's nose, Beefus will be at home getting hammered by Stamos.

    Bank it.
     
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    here's to howard dicing her up like a pineapple before od'ing on sleeping pills and cucumber juice
     
  17. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    I'm betting Howard has a "Trust" that only gives her money after he is dead if she isn't living with someone, dating, or married..
     
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    she would bring a date to the Fucking funeral, Howard!
     
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    I'd say something like this. Beff-O probably gets the NYC place and the kids get all the $