howard seems to be gaining weight....

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by isabella, Apr 17, 2014.

  1. isabella

    isabella VIP Extreme Gold

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    i think he's starting to let himself go with too much bread and a little too many desserts.
     
  2. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Didn't you know most middle aged women tend to gain weight???
     
  3. check1

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    The portions have been growing larger. He should cut out nuts too. Those skinny jeans are really making him look thick in the hips.
     
  4. Beer Chugger

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    It's a little late for menopause, but you are on the right track. Howard's period (along with the funny) ended around 10 years ago
     
  5. isabella

    isabella VIP Extreme Gold

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    it seems that all the weight is settling at his tummy and hips. i think he should lobby varvatos to make stretch jeans for 60yr ode men with belly fat.

    howard has been going overboard with his portions of cashews and salmon.
     
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    He could stand to lose 20#s.
     
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    TallTyrion Triggered like a mofo

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    He's added an extra meal per day....he's up to 2 now. Why do they think I'm fat Robin?
     
  8. CrucifiedAGT

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    This observation needs to be twatted to him and Beth ASAP. They should take that constructive criticism well.

    :giggle:
     
  9. isabella

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    any time we comment about a howard story...whether it's at the daily news, tmz or ANYWHERE. whatever the story (and there will be lots in the near future because of AGT)we have to throw in a "howard looks a bit pudgy" "howard is bloated" etc.
    we've got to get this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  10. Rob0729

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    When a dog gets neutered, they tend to gain weight. This must be the effect of Beth neutering Howard.
     
  11. Captain

    Captain Alto, Blanco y Guapo

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    Pics or it didnt happen
     
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    This would be the best reaction from him yet. Calling Beth ugly wont do it. Telling him he looks fat will be an all time meltdown.
     
  13. Beer Chugger

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    Slice off his hook nose schnoze and he's half the way there.
     
  14. Robert Higgins

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    The AZT must finally be kicking in.
     
  15. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    You cant do that. As much as a cunt that The Wig is, hell be all self conscious and soon hell be making those little tripz to the bathroom like a 15 year old annorexic girl. A meal from Nobu isnt cheap you know.
     
  16. Joe Bauers

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    He is getting to be a real Fat Fuck.
     
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  18. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    I noticed that. His tuchus is really sticking out and looking flabby.
     
  19. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    For real? :rolleye:
     
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    sperm is very high in calories