Howard: she cant get her fingers dirty..Beth is a princess..

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  1. Hersh

    Hersh Active Member

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    This in regards to Jenny mcarthy telling Howard to have Beth put her finger in his ass, after Howard alluded that no one would do it and it seemed he wanted it done.

    And there was also an uncomfortable silence when Jenny said she fuck Howard one day.
    Boom! Howard is a fucking asshole but he's rich enough that he can fuck tons of Hollywood whores, and a bitch will do what he wants or get packing! Lol..
     
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    Hersh Active Member

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    Edit: he said ' are you kidding' to the quote in the title about Beth.
     
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    What?


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    beth's fingers are beer can thick
     
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  6. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    She hugs cats with mange.
     
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    CCMaguire Well-Known Member VIP

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    He also told Jenny, "My woman doesn't work."
     
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    She's too pure to touch Howard.

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    ....something tastes like bacon.
     
  10. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Sexless.
     
  11. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...not only that but jenny told him that he and beth role playing was "retarded".
     
  12. Quite Frankly

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    She'll make out with 400-pound pigs, but assplay? Hmmm, that used to cost the shieks like 2 grand extra....it's okay, Howie will wind up having paid about $30K for every sex session by the time the divorce comes around.
     
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    Jenny said she could pay the taxes :dontknow:
     
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    "If you liked it, then you should have put a finger in it"
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    ...beth is just not that into sex with howard. i dont know why he puts up with it, maybe he realised he fucked himself. he dont wanna share no marbles with beth, marble sharing is howards kryptonite.
     
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    Howard's a sexless 70 year old woman. Unless he is mainlining viagra into his eyeballs, there is no way he can get a hard-on.
     
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    NAAACCCCHHHHOOOOOOOO!

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  18. Mike in Houston

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    And I'm sure he's been aching for her to do the two finger cul de sac technique to his prostate. Then again anything up his ass would be fine for Howard including a big throbbing cock.
     
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    believe you me, i'm no fan of beth but i respect her that she stopped fucking him. she probably thought of god and country while banging him before they got married and now that she has him dependent oh her emotionally, she's set up for life. her manipulation of him was pretty shrewd actually
     
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    Whenever Howard starts his Beth is a princess talk I start hoping that those Doomsday prepper people will be right about the predictions.