Howard , Shit and Shineola

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Honkey Donkey, Aug 29, 2015.

  1. Honkey Donkey

    Honkey Donkey Well-Known Member

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    Howard doesn't know shit about shit .
    I had the show on in the car this week when he was giving Gary shit about the Amazon Echo.
    He had no idea what Gary was talking about and pretty much told him the echo was useless.
    He then asked Gary why he liked music so much but didn't play an instrument .
    He has to do that because he is an old fuck and can't understand what the Echo does.

    What other shit have you heard that the Wig doesn't understand so he says it's stupid ?
    The guy really is turning into a stupid old bastard .
     
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    The Wig is the only one I know who can't work the finger print scanner on his iPhone .
     
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    Honkey Donkey Well-Known Member

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    The Wig seems to have problems using the remotes on his TV all the time and is always calling in help to get them fixed. You know he is the one fucking up the system .
     
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    He seems to think people are interested in the shit product he puts out.
     
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    I don't see why Echo is so special either. I don't hear anyone saying the need it.
     
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    I have it and use it every day . My point is because the Wig didn't understand it he gave Gary shit for saying it was good.

    I got one of the first echoes from amazon as a tester last year . I love the thing .
    I use mine as an alarm , it controls my lights .
    Weather , music , sports scores , traffic updates.
    It's great . The Wig would be too stupid to even set the thing up I'm sure .
     
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    Basically everything except the same specific tired old shit he's gone on about for 25 years. Now and then mixing in stupid new shit that he thinks will make him sound cool (and never, ever does).

    Off the top of my head, vinyl. I love how his intention was to make Gary sound like the old geezer liking something from the stone age, but instead he was the one who sounded old and out of touch to not know how popular it is with young and old.
     
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    Most of what he loves now is stuff he originally thought was stupid. Remember when he claimed to have done exhaustive research on cellphones and chose the Blackberry over the iPhone? They also played an old clip last week where Gary was trying to convince him to watch porn online instead of bringing home DVD's. Howard thought it was a ridiculous idea, he didn't want to log on to a computer and said he preferred to watch it on a big-screen TV. Completely the opposite of his current habit of watching UPorn on an iPad.
     
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    It was weird when Gary suggested putting the Echo in the kitchen and Howard said Beth wouldn't like that and would probably get rid of it. Sounded like he was deathly afraid of pissing her off. Pussy.
     
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    Maybe he was thinking that she'd never find it if it was in the kitchen, she may not even know the house has a kitchen.

    When Howard doesn't like a product it's because they aren't paying him to like it, you can bet your Shhhtarbucks on it.
     
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    I was thinking of this clip when I made this thread LOL
     
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    Like Beth is ever in the kitchen

    Reggie, please.
     
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    He said she cleaned it , what did she do? Throw out his Shtarbuksh cup and plastic stirrer?
    The fag is now scared of the plastic in his coffee.
    King of all pussies.
     
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    Omg. :facepalm: there are no words
     
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    I laughed at that one. Beth cleaning the kitchen : translation Barking orders at Consuela and Pedro...
     
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    He went on for 20 minutes about AD Block and asked Gary why nobody told him he could block ads on his YouTube....meanwhile he has two FULL time employees that work on technology......
     
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    Vinyl is fucking stupid though with the exception of it being cool to see a nice large version of the album cover.
     
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    He didn't know how to pronounce "Keurig," much less know what it was.

    All signs point to Howard not reading anything or not socializing with anyone except mentally challenged modoes.