Howard... should have won old guy... contest last week

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by chapped, Jan 22, 2012.

  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    I noticed when howard talked to the couple that had a 17 year age gap last week during the old guy, hot girl contest .. howard went out of his way to say that it LOOKED much greater then that

    Why? Because he is over 18 years older then Beth

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    Bonus... doesn't beth and her brother look like they are posing with a creepy uncle or something??



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  2. Douchebag 007

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    jesus i forgot about this outfit

    benj is such a tool for how he behaves for his woman and how she controls him

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    Howard has an image of himself as a 35 year old. He wears that stupid wig and gets touch ups at the plastic surgeon (notice the jowls that were starting are gone) and he believes his employees when they tell him how great he looks. He knows he's ugly, but he thinks he's good looking.
     
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    Why the fuck does Howard even bother going out in public looking that way?
    He spent his youth hiding in his basement away from Allison and the kids.
    Now that hes almost 60 hes going out looking like hes got one foot in the grave.

    Coming to a 70 inch high def tv near you starting this summer! Keep the barf bags handy!
     
  5. chapped

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    howard close to that age...

    look at the size of that hook nose!!


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    Always thought this one made him look like a big douche.
     
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    i like how it says Schmucks right over Howard's right shoulder in that picture
     
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    HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!Excellent catch Douchbag!!!
     
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    It looks like Howard is wearing a blouse.

    And I don't see any family resemblance with Beth and her brother.
     
  10. chapped

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    beach his hair, give him the same boob job, bend his knee and cap his teeth and u will see it
     
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    Is this the brother that Howard says is sooooo good looking?? and everyone in Beths family is so good looking?

    Because...... I beg to differ.
     
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    The brother must be adopted, if he was a true Ostrosky then his knee would be bent in every photo.
     
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    Nice!
     
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    That tanktop/necklace looks like something my grandmother wears when she's feeling fiesty going out with the other old ladies for perfume at Macy's.
     
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    While we are on the subject, Hoard made it seem like "hot chick" number 3 was exceptional. NOT!
    Bitch looks like a tranny...........
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    maybe the hottest chick we could get and her old man contest. oofah!
     
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    She's got a very big schnozz. That's for sure.
     
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    hooker much?
     
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    That's Joe Paterno's kid, Jay I think. Oats probably blew him before.

    Howard your a sucker
     
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