Howard should order J.D. a Filipina "Mail Order" bride

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Jon Hein is God, Mar 27, 2012.

  1. Jon Hein is God

    Jon Hein is God New Member

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    For JD absolutely! For the rest of you, think again.

    I've worked in the Philippines and all my European, Latin, and American buddies working there too all said the same thing....Don't do it! Before you know it you are married and supporting half a village that seems to get wiped out every other year plus every bride has like 13 siblings so you are always on the hook to help them.
     
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    Nobody wants JD,even mail order brides.[​IMG]
     
  4. Shithead

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    Phillipinos are known as "Puerto Ricans of the Pacific"....The women?-LBFM's {Little Brown Fucking Machines}.....My brother spent some time there....$5.00 a day got him one who would fuck/suck him, do his laundry and make his meals
     
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    Slow down Jon.
     
  6. YokoOhNo

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    My wife and I have been wanting to adopt a kid...I've had my eye on a fifteen year old philopino gal. Wish us luck!
     
  7. wife is a whore

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    JD likes women w/ big asses. That aint a Filipina. Howard could get him a fat Ukrainian broad.
     
  8. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    My ex was puertorican and LBFM is right..best sex I ever had. JD should go for it..time is a wasting! With his developing fat diabetes is right around the corner, soon poor JD wont even be able to get his dick hard.
     
  9. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    I always just assumed he would have done this, except he can't scrape up the cash. That's probably why they're all mystified why he doesn't want to do the block party shows.

    If JD suddenly shows up wearing pressed shirts, I'd search his apt for a 90 lb girl.
     
  10. Wonder Trash

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    Wendy the retard would turn down JD, so Howard isn't going to part with marble one buying that loser a mail order bride.
     
  11. TrotMeAround

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    JD wouldn't lower himself to that. JD would only date a 10 and the famous women he stalks on twitter.
     
  12. TehLivingDeath

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    I'd rather Howard buy him a suicide machine.