Howard should pass these out to all male guests

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  1. Zelda

    Zelda Legit Boss

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    Come on, now. That's much too expensive for the budget. Squatty Potty and some Tommy John underwear will have to suffice.
     
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    Fair enough. But this will stop the annoying questions. He can just reach over and measure instead of asking every single time.
     
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    suckemnuckledus Well-Known Member

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    4 inches is fine! Thread Over!
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    He probably does. For real. If he made Beth's brothers pose for photos with their shirts off and frolic with her on a beach, he'd do this.
     
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    I thought you were going to say the number to his "drop phone" for quick and dirty hookups.