Stern Show Howard sketches a masterpiece

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  1. MutteringJohn

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    • methodical1000Beth- I think Howard should illustrate the next children's book.
    • savottage13The guy has some talent. He shouldn't be so hard on himself.
    • famularol@BETHOSTERN Beautiful charcoal of Albert. Howard should publish his cat drawings or put them on eBay and
     
  2. Quality Control

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    This thing took 5 whole minutes?
     
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    gee, it's a cat. never woulda guessed :what:
     
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    I'm cackling. Imagine a series of cat sketches by Howard on ebay.
     
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    What a scribbly cluster fuck. I give this an F+
     
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    Could howard be setting up the release of his upcoming home art series? 5 Minute Sketches with Howard! Available now on SIM card!



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    EDIT: And no disrespect to Bob Ross. That dude was awesome. Howard is a joke. And not a funny one either.
     
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    flythecoop18Miss baby chunky pants!!!!!!

    WTF ? must be some code that her mentally ill followers use.
     
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    Who are these people seriously ? The responses look so fake....I do not have twittergram or facebook....does someone filter and paste only positive responses ? ?
     
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    No fucking way. You'd need at least three hours just for the shading on the upper lip.























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    That would be hilarious!
     
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    I hate the commenters more than Boward
     
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    I actually like it.
     
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    Cool. I also did one in 5 minutes BethOno.
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    I'm a GENIUS!
     
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    It looks like Wiggy subconsciously sketched his own wig on the cat's head.
     
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    "I think Howard should illustrate the NEXT children's book"!!!

    Holy shit. I think this is Beth's way of attracting a new publisher - now that the current one is taking a bath in the losses from the current abortion-that-is-her-book.

    If a publisher could get Howchie to be the illustrator they'd be guaranteed good sales.

    Now will Howard play along?

    He is a good artist.
     
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    Fuck children's books. It's time to think big. This is The King of All Media and his wife we are talking about. I expect nothing less of them, than to redefine the world of children's entertainment!