Stern Show Howard Sleeping in Bed with His Cats

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  1. JerseySlim

    JerseySlim Well-Known Member

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    A caller asked him about it on the show today. You could actually hear the pain in Howard's voice when he confirmed that the cats do sleep in bed with him. I can just imagine how Beth must have carried on and insisted that they sleep with them. For all of us that have been waiting years for him to get his comeuppance, he got it the day he married that blonde weirdo
     
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    FSFN Well-Known Member

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    Why are you still listening to that shit show??
     
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    Tipsey Russell VIP Extreme Gold

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    our cat starts out the night in our bed
    then leaves and sleeps on the stairs
     
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  4. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Meh. I call bullshit. Howard and Beth have admitted they don't really live together. And the one or two nights a week they are under the same roof, there's no way they sleep in the same bed.
     
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    Yes, mine starts out on the bed and then leaves. She knows when enough is enough. :)
     
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    Beer Can Well-Known Member

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    I am lucky that I am severely allergic to cats and not dogs. So when my wife started up with that cat nonsense I had a legitimate ground to put the nix on it. I am a dog guy.
     
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  8. YodaQuiversStern

    YodaQuiversStern Turn and face the strange

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    My husband and I have the same problem...the cats win, esp the one who sleeps on my head every night.
     
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    Well, it was a vague confirmation:

    Caller: "Do you allow pets to sleep on your bed?"

    Howard: "No, I couldn't handle it ..."

    Caller: "Never."

    Howard: "Well, a couple of times, when Beth is there."

    A couple of times.

    When Beth is there.
     
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    Tracy Little Miss Sunshine VIP

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    How many times are you gonna post this or some variation of it?
     
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    Despite his many characters and BS reactions/emotions, I think he's actually being sincere here.

    I think he really really REALLY hates the idea of having to share his $20k bed with fucking cats.

    So, how long before he starts acting depressed, locking himself away in his basement in preparation for the divorce?
     
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    TallTyrion Triggered like a mofo VIP

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    he can't divorce her now. Too many marbles.
     
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    Cats frighten me.

    There's something evil about them.
     
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    "people envy my life"
     
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    Until I get an answer other than "I just listen out of habit"
     
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    I kind of feel sorry for Howard. For years while the were dating Beth convinced him that she loved staying at home, doing nothing and going to bed at 8 o'clock in the evening. He used to talk about how great it was that she was on his schedule. The poor schmuck fell for it, totally believing a "model" fell in love with him and not his money. Now Beth has the ring on her finger, unlimited money and no kids to tie her down. No need to pretend for Howard anymore.
    Poor guy is all alone....
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    What a total fag
     
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    So, a germaphobe is now sleeping with cats? I know people like to say cats are so clean and they are, to a point. However, they scratch around in a shit box, then they lick their assholes and then lick the rest of their entire body. I know this is how they groom themselves and nobody else is going to volunteer to lick their assholes... but to a germaphobe who gets "skeeved out" at the thought of shaking hands, this can't be acceptable. He's either lying about being a germaphobe, or he's lying about sleeping in the same bed with Beff and cats.
     
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    Alone aside from all the friends who help around the house. Never feel sorry for Howard Stern.
     
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    At 5 yrs old I teased my cat. He slashed me a quarter inch above my eye,I have a faded scar there.A little lower and I would have lost the eye. I keep my distance with cats now.
     
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