Howard Slept "All Weekend"

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  1. BethSucks

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    He slept all weekend because he felt a cold coming on. Does he have any idea how elitist that sounds? First off his weekends are four days long, secondly most people can't just sleep when they are a little under the weather, they have responsibilities, family shit to take care of and routine errands etc. The fucking privileged cocksucker has no clue, I hope he comes down with pneumonia.

    MarksFriggin:

    Howard said he tried to watch the Grammys last night but he couldn't stay up. He said he thinks he has a cold coming on so he slept all weekend.
     
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    Oh dear. Can you imagine if he is sick for the Birthday Show.
     
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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    I'm so glad i don't listen anymore because now all week (which 4 wiggy is 2 more days) he's going to bitch non stop about being sick and having to get up at 4 am and he has endless meetings and people bothering him and all he wants to do is rest for the party Friday but nobody will leave him alone. Why won't anyone leave him alone!!!!
     
  5. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...i was thinking about this when he said it, i bet beth was a real cunt, drunk early, im going out now remember you said i have my own life. no mention of his loving wife warming up some chicken noodle soup or frozen pizza heated. :jj:
     
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    I still listen and enjoy it BUT this whole Birthday shit is getting old. Friday cannot come soon enough to put a stop to this ticket thing. He needs to simmer down, he works 3 days a week and I really don't think he is that busy the rest of the week unlike most of us who work 5 days a week and have a lot of shit going on day after day.
     
  7. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    If that happens:

    Beth: "You get the hell up. I waited months for this! I am not missing the red carpet and celebrities!! Get up!!!!!"
     
  8. Uncle Larry

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    His grueling three day work week is 12 hours long - he must have had to take a break from his usual weekend routine of gay porn on the iPad mini and photoshopping pictures of Beth and the cats.
     
  9. BethSucks

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    He must be little bitch to Consuela when he's sick: "Bring me a portion of warm water with a portion of lemon juice in it, not too warm, 104 degrees would be good."
     
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    :jj:

    He is really going to have to suck it up. Hey maybe he will be there via Robins ISDN (is that what it's called?) line.
     
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    Nah, she'd walk over his corpse with an armful of kittens and have Consuela drag that rack of bones out before he messed the rug.
     
  12. ScottBaiosPenis

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    what the fuck does he have so many meetings for the guy does basically nothing
    the metings are probably all scheduled in the mens room on freeway rest stops or in the buddy booths at show world
     
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    Don't be silly. It would be warm water with lemon juice on the side.
     
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    That would be hilarious if he was puking his guts out on the bday show... he's only missing this BethO/Dog palace publicity opportunity if he's dead.
     
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    Howard gets fake sick when the pressure is on.
    Always has been his M.O.
    He is working hard behind the scenes to make this mediocre B-day show seem like the greatest thing ever.
     
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    He needs to meet with the writing team of Benjy Bronk, Elisa Jewdana, and Lisa Gheeeeeee.
     
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    ......and pooping.
     
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    This is true.

    Honestly, I will be listening and I think it's going to be a fun show.
     
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    i don't take digs at others that enjoy the show, in fact as far as pissed on fans go I was relatively late to the game. At this point I'm pretty sure his entire audience is sick of the birthday shit. However here is the problem once the bday has past and he is done kissing his own ass about it Wiggy will go right into AGT hype and the show will be the same shit but just substitute the gong show with birthday party. MFB and Bobo will call in and beg for those tickets. he will have the midget and hanzi call in and torment them with trying to decide if they deserve tickets and on and on and on and on and Buy a Calendar and on and on and on.....
     
  20. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...yup its the heavily burdened howard under so much pressure. pressure for tickets, a new mic, and omg he feels like hes coming down with something. feeling a cold coming on also gives him a break from those ridiculous photo sessions with beth. come to think of it, it seems there hasnt been a shoot in a long time. all those calendar pics were taken months before the holiday.