Howard slips that amazon correctly predicted baby clothes for his next order

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  1. heyohhhh

    heyohhhh New Member Banned User

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    Howard was talking about amazon's prediction software and said he doubted they could figure him out since he is so random... "although they did peg me for baby clothes" ... which must have been related to the crayons he ordered last week.

    Getting ready for baby announcement?
     
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    Naw. That's too good to actually happen. Howard has those condoms locked away so Beth can't tamper with them.
     
  3. IPrankNoOneElse

    IPrankNoOneElse Well-Known Member

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    He will be pushing 80 by the time it graduates from high school. I wonder what a pelican and a horse will produce.
     
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    AGT Blows Well-Known Member

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    Does Scott Ostrosky have a uterus?
     
  5. WillyBest

    WillyBest Achiever Gold

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    No, but Winst will be the surrogate mother. That way Howard doesn't have to put his penis near gross vaginer.
     
  6. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Maybe his daughter Debra got knocked up by her half jap/half american fiance?

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  7. jyanks

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    Maybe he's buying baby clothes for his new friend Jennifer Aniston who has been trying to get pregnant for years.
     
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    j shmuck Well-Known Member

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    By the time he is 80 Beth will be living somewhere else, with someone else, spending Howard's money. The offspring, if there is any, will have nothing to do with him just like his eldest daughters don't
     
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    Beth is already living somewhere else and spending his money.
     
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    He meant adult diapers.
     
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    Howard just learned about Amazon 2 weeks ago. :facepalm:
     
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    It's for Beth. She's going to start dressing the cats and kittens in baby clothes.
     
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    if he wasn't so tall, I would guess that he's getting ready to take his manorexia to a new level.
     
  14. Rob0729

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    Although I don't believe Howard would have another kid, it would be very interesting to see him with the whole second family syndrome. Howard already gives Beth far more attention than he ever gave anyone in his first family whether it was Alison or his three kids. Many men who have a second family tend to be better fathers the second time around or at least show more attention to their second set of kids. How much would it burn Emily, Deborah, and Ashley if the spawn of Howard and Satan actually got the attention of their father after he abandoned them as children.
     
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    Oh.

    I was hoping they brought back the hilarious Doug-baby-clothes bit.
     
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    If there's any justice it will be a retarded alcoholic midget who becomes a porn star.
     
  17. Dreamking

    Dreamking The dogs of doom are howlin' low...

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    Wanna see all that kitten and make-my-wife-famous horseshit stop in a heartbeat??Let Beth miss a period.
     
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    Oh that would be too good, and more probable. Imagine Beff, a grandma?
     
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    Does Howie's sperm still even possess sufficient motility? And if the Beth blogger is correct that Whoresy is really 45, what 's the possibility the result of this unholy coupling will pop out genetically damaged?
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Could be adult baby clothing. The wig and Beth may have a secret.fetish.