Howard speechless on news story about Colin Hanks talking about Clooney being a dick

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Rob0729, Apr 19, 2014.

  1. Rob0729

    Rob0729 Well-Known Member

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    I heard in the car today Robin reading a news story about Colin Hanks on Conan talking about the time he was on line to go on the red carpet during an awards show and George Clooney cut right in front of him and turned to him and said "Sorry, buddy". Conan joked that is "famous guy's version of being polite". Howard did play the clip, but at then end of the clip it was dead silence. Howard didn't comment and Robin got the hint after a second or two and moved on.

    That is the state of the Stern Show. Howard can't even joke about his celebrity "friends". In fact, he is petrified to say anything remotely negative about his good buddy Clooney. It is pathetic.

    The Conan video is here. It starts about 1:15 (can't find the audio from the Stern show):

    [video=youtube;xpkuwoesiWE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=xpkuwoesiWE[/video]
     
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    AGT Blows Well-Known Member

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    Clooney must have seen him without his hair hat when he was on vacation.
     
  3. Rob0729

    Rob0729 Well-Known Member

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    Found it.

    [video=youtube;M8oCbAaRYwI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8oCbAaRYwI[/video]

    It starts about the 3h:30m mark.

    I remembered it wrong. There was a bit of silence after the clip and Howard changed the subject quickly with a bad Sophie Choice the TV series joke. It is clear that it is an awkward situation though. Howard is clearly uncomfortable.
     
  4. tHISisKiSSeL

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    But not only can he not say a bad word about Clooney, he also can't take Clooney's side and risk offending Hanks. It's a real cocksucker's conundrum.
     
  5. SlinkyNeckStern

    SlinkyNeckStern High Pitch Mike Lookalike

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    Howard can't automatically jump to Clooney's side before finding out how big Colin's cock is. Howard would hate to offend Colin and later find out his cock is bigger than Georgies.
     
  6. RonHeinzkaboot

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    we don't use cocsucker any more

    and conundrum is questionable too
     
  7. SillyOldMan

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    Once one of the funniest parts of the show is dreadfully boring to listen to. Did Benjy write that Sophie's choice car joke or was it Howard's own brilliance?
     
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    There's a whole chapter inThe Starfucker Manual that explains how Stern should deal with this, but I can't locate my copy at the moment.
     
  9. PelicanWig

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    Jumbo's parents don't think he is ready to venture farther than their reach. they need to just let him go and let him sort it out for himself
     
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  10. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Come on people! Howard isn't afraid of offending George Clooney. It's the other way around. George is no doubt afraid Howard will stop sending him naked pics of Beef, which I'm sure he beats off to violently.
     
  11. Rob0729

    Rob0729 Well-Known Member

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    Clooney's throw aways make Beth look like Robin. Looking at naked pictures of Beth for Clooney would be like normal guys thinking of baseball to last longer in bed. Beth might be a real world 7-8, but she is a Clooney 2. Clooney would fuck Beth is he was going ugly early.
     
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    actually Clooney thinks about hot girls so he can last longer with men......allegedly
     
  13. Jayla

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    I was kidding, you know:) I'm sure Clooney saw the pics and was like "What the FUCK is this?? What a weird looking woman, but never mind that, why is this weirdo sending me pics of her? Didn't he know I was just kidding around??? Who does something like this??" But then he composed himself and realized he needed to say something complimentary back as to not offend Wiggy, the Weird Cuckold and Wiggy took those "compliments" seriously.
     
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    what what what!!!! i know the wig has vacationedwith jen and justin, when did he hangout with george clooney???
    maybe they're lovers...:coffee: but i think george likes thinner girls.
     
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    Did they really send him pics of Beth?
     
  16. Rob0729

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    They did New Years at Clooney's house. Of course, Howard and Beth were in bed by 10:30.
     
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    remember when he actually defended kathy lee as she asked martin short about how his dead wife was doing? i knew things had changed forever after that
     
  18. Roberticus

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    It's chapter 4, Joking and Offending.