Howard spends $5,000 per person at Christmas

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  1. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    Listening to the 2003 Christmas show and Howard said he bought gifts for 50 people. Gary asks if he spent more than 25k on them. Howard says "25k? Try 10 times that!". So, 2003 Howard spent $250k ($5k per person) on xmas gifts, but 2006 Howard with a $500mil contract buys his staff $99 Stilettos? Discuss...
     
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    Wood chipper


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    Special double/triple secret bonusES.


    ....try not to spend it all in one placES.
     
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    Here we go...you got to keep this crap to your Scott thread
     
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    When the fuck fits...I fit the fuck.

    ...just deal with it Mr. Man.


    ..and BTW.......this fits because it involvES....following the money......and isn't that sort of "funny". ... :bigthink
     
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    No Christmas Bonus in Wigworld. Marbles Marbles Marbles. All his Marbles.
     
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    I'll have some of what winst is on, looks like an incredible ride...
     
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    Ears hEAR what we proclaim to claim. Cash is clay. Cassius King.
     
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    Didnt he also say he's a pathological liar? :coffee:
     
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    Kaii Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Who said he has to buy them anything, Howard is a prick but my boss got me fuck all for xmas and there was no way in hell i was getting him anything. So how can you bitch about how much he spent, only a faggot would moan about this
     
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    $249,000 on Beth.

    The other $1000 is divided amongst the remaining 49'people.
     
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    Howard feels staffers should by boss Christmas gift.
     
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    Oh shut the fuck up already, no one cares...:coffee:
     
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    Now he has an xmas party at some shitty restaurant that everyone mocks behind his back. Yet he still isn't spending any of his marbles on the Xmas party. Howard is better at extorting freebies out of people than even high pitch Eric!
     
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    I doubt Howard spent 250grand on gifts, his definitely a compulsive liar. :rofl:
     
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    2006 Wiggy went Full Jew
     
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    You miss the point. He's full of shit and has never spent $5k per person. I couldn't give a frog's fat ass if he gives them nothing. Just don't lie about it.
     
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    Lets see... Gary makes 5 mil / year, spends 25k. Howard makes 100 mil / year, spends 250k... Gary spends 2x as much as Howard percentage wise.
     
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    Gary isn't spending anything anywhere near that. He was trying to guess how much Howard spent. He started at 10k and guessed up to 25k.
     
  20. Uncle Larry

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    To come up with the total gift $, he must have used the Stern math principles that showed he was entitled to a subscriber bonus from Sirius.

    Now Howard avoids all of this nonsense by just treating his staff to a harrible dinner at a place which serves small portions of seafood.