I'm listening to the Artie Addiction Saga for the 3rd time. Near the end of part 1, which took place close to the switch from terrestrial to satellite, Howard told Artie that he was offered the main role in a movie by one of his favorite directors. Howard said this was the perfect movie role that he had been waiting on since Private Parts. Howard allegedly advised the director that he would be in the movie only if he could film in September and October of 2005. It turned out that he would have to film in October and November, so Howard declined to be in the movie. My first thought was - I wonder what movie and director he was talking about. My second thought was - Now that I know that Howard lies about everything, he was probably lying about this story.