Howard Statement - Truth or Lie?

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  1. LawyerLarry

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    I'm listening to the Artie Addiction Saga for the 3rd time. Near the end of part 1, which took place close to the switch from terrestrial to satellite, Howard told Artie that he was offered the main role in a movie by one of his favorite directors. Howard said this was the perfect movie role that he had been waiting on since Private Parts. Howard allegedly advised the director that he would be in the movie only if he could film in September and October of 2005. It turned out that he would have to film in October and November, so Howard declined to be in the movie.

    My first thought was - I wonder what movie and director he was talking about. My second thought was - Now that I know that Howard lies about everything, he was probably lying about this story.
     
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    Man of The Year - starring Robin Williams, directed by Barry Levinson :)
     
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    Lie. He didn't get the part.
     
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    If Stern's dicksuckers were moving, he's lying. Words to live by......
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    I'd put my money on lie.
     
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    It was 'Great Jew all anal gay gangbangs 34'
     
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    It's safe to assume he's lying about all or a portion of the story. The guy played himself in a movie that wasn't exactly box office gold and has spun that to make it seem like there is a huge demand for his acting talents.
     
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    ...yeah yeah sure sure, wiggy was offered a perfect movie role by his favorite director and he turned it down BUT he begged and pleaded for a job on american idol and settled for agt because thats all his "star power" could get him. the wig only has "favorites" (like the director) is if he gets it for free. john varvados, tommy john, squatty potty are all big favs because they were free. he hung on john varvados like a cheap suit. nobody is "too busy" to do a project with a top notch guy at the helm directing you making you more famous, more memorable, and moe money. vagina lips stern lies.
     
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    Lie.

    Ok, now I'll read your post.
     
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    They made 34 of those?
     
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    If Howchie's lips were moving......it was a lie.
     
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    They sure did. .. in the butt
     
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    No, it was Men, Money, Gold Diggers. But with the cast they had, they thought Howard would look out of place and went with Omar Gooding.


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    You only have to have seen about 20 of them to know what is going on.
     
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    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    It was called "my wife is a gold digging cumt"
     
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    'one of his favorite directors' is the first clue that it's a made up story. Something tells me it was about Artie looking for time off for Beer League.
     
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    besides the fact that wigward is a total liar, he is ugly, lazy and can't act. Nobody would want him in their movie.
     
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    Howie was offered the lead in Liar,Liar because he is a natural.
     
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    People would want to give him a small parts in a minor films for the free publicity, that's the extent of his movie opportunities. He's not an actor and demonstrated that even at his height he wasn't much of a box office draw.
     
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