Howard Stern’s easy billion dollar pay day

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  1. Nemo

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    I'll pass.
     
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    I'm easily prank-able
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    In Summary should read...


    He has ran his show so far into the ground and edited so many old shows that no one will pay for that shit.
     
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    ...gotta hand it to buchwald, the guy is constantly spitballing. put it out there that howard is worth a billion dollars and see which tech dummy bites. this is as bad as the drudge report story that osama bin laden was conspiring to poison all the coke coming in from the cartel. fake fake and more fake.
     
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    Shelco VC is a fully owned subsidiary of 112 Delusions
     
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    ...even the beatles still have fans but i bet their record sales are sucking wind.
     
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    Howard can't generate a million views on anything he does now.... look at his Youtube videos.... no interest by anyone.

    This is Buckwad drivel designed to fool someone... anyone. This jig is up...

    Hollywood is a prime example... they saw the gross of Private Parts and 0.0 rolls were offered after despite Hords insistence that the scripts came flying in.
    NBC and the Gong Show figured it out.... Sirius has finally figured it out.

    Its over ...
     
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    I bought two telescopes and I still can't see Jeff The Drunk
    :bigcry:

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    This only proves that not only has Stern jumped the shark, but so has Buchwald. They are both delusional old fucks clawing at thin air.
     
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    Howard didn't drive 3 million paid subscribers to Sirius in three years there.
     
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    That is just Buchwald bullshit to con Sirius into signing the wigged fraud.

    However, Stern could sell his reality show on becoming a transgendered woman.
     
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    "Of course, Howard would have to launch 10 other shows and hope he finds a couple of actual stars to take over “HSR” after he retires in 10 or 15 years."

    The guy already whines and cries like a spoiled rich kid being told to pour his own cereal when it comes to his current gigs, which amount to zero work on his part. Apart from physically being there and he keeps cutting that down as much as possible and still crying about that. Yeah, a cry baby who for the last 5+ years has done his "Will I retire? I think I'm done. But maybe not" routine at every contract signing is up for another 10 to 15 years.

    This 10 to 15 years bullshit is placed here so that potential interested parties won't think Howard is just going to grab another contract for a few years and retire. He wants them to think his next venture will be the start of a longterm partnership which will bring everyone involved tons of money for many years (anyone interested should ask Sirius how that went). Howard just wants to sign another contract for 5 years somewhere where he won't have to put in any effort and won't bare any risk, so he can continue on cruise control. He doesn't have it in him to restart anything. He wants some sucker to just step in and take Sirius' place now that they've wizened up. Look at how lazy, whiney, unfunny and annoying he is now. Can you imagine 2, 3, 5, 10 years from now?



    "I hope he keeps taking risks and doesn’t settle for the status quo."

    :eek:
     
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    You'll need to get a SIM card to see Jeff through the telescopes.

    The author, Jason Calcanis, has written a number of articles/web posts over the years sucking up to Stern, but he must have been smoking some good stuff when he penned this latest article.
     
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    That's the perfect platform for "Kitten talk with Beth and Howard."
     
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    Once he leaves Sirius he will be lucky to get people to watch him on periscope . There will be a few Kool-aid drinkers but that money isn't enough to make the Wig work. He is all about the marbles and those marbles are rolling down the sewer. Games over Wig Boy .
     
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    perhaps but it took the beatles a few decades to have their sales dwindle, howard did this in less than 10 years.

    ( i dont know any numbers or facts,i just want to speak badly of the wigged one)
     
  19. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...im glad you pointed that out. with all the shenanigans of buchwald in the way he promotes howard it is kind of a wonder why/how they missed protecting his brand. i guess it all went wrong in the cross over, you know like when you clean up a whore and turn it into an animal activist. without the other players in the band howard doesnt work well as a solo performer and he knows it otherwise we wouldnt be hearing this bloviated dream that somebodys going to buy his shit tapes and occasional live reads of commercials for a billion dollars. i hope at the end of the sirius contract that hes got nothing on the table. we'll know when that happens too because there will be planted stories about howard working in development of his next blockbuster award movie.

    he couldnt even hold a job as a judge on a talent show either because he has no show business chops or hes an arrogant douche bag to work with. i think its both. if he gets another big contract ill feel like blowing my mind up.
     
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    very possible that if he does land another payday, we will speak of the wig,in the same way he spoke of imus and not understanding how he kept getting gigs. however much he makes he must know that we dont care for him anymore. pay him billions but the sting of lack of acceptance will be the thing that haunts him the most.