Stern Show Howard Stern: All Dick Talk, All The Time

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  1. Dark Horse 77

    Dark Horse 77 Well-Known Member

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    In the immortal words of Quentin Tarantino and Harvey Keitel:

    "Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick."

    "How many dicks is that?"

    "A lot."

    Howard Stern bringing dick talk all day.
     
  2. reno

    reno VIP Extreme Gold

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    Howard's all about the dick.
     
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  3. Father O'Blivion

    Father O'Blivion Well-Known Member

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    He's said many times that he talks about whatever's on his mind.
     
  4. Benjamen

    Benjamen Well-Known Member

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    It's the only thing Howie the Robot is programmed to ask.

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  5. EddyG

    EddyG MORON Banned User

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    I don`t think he asked Steve Martin or Weird al about their dicks.
     
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    DDragon VIP Extreme Gold

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    Rappers do the same thing. Just sayin.
     
  7. Benjamen

    Benjamen Well-Known Member

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    Who's rapping about wanting to see the dicks of other men?
     
  8. PSU Shower Room

    PSU Shower Room Well-Known Member

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    Gangsta Fag of course.

     
  9. BigDaddy

    BigDaddy Active Member

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    When they discussed the penis transplant he said he wanted a horse dick. Probably to bang that horse wife of his.
     
  10. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh I got a head that's large Gold

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    You are what you eat.
     
  11. Hal E. Burton

    Hal E. Burton Well-Known Member

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    It's because he's not allowed to bring the strippers and porn stars in anymore. He believes all this dick talk qualifies as 'jock humor'. The problem is when it's constant it becomes totally Gay . He looks gay ,all his staff look gay and the show looks gay and faggot.
     
  13. thunderfist2112

    thunderfist2112 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Googled Howard stern cock talk :eek:

    One day, in 2006, Howard Stern decided to give a free trip to Mexico accompanied by a buffet of porn stars to whoever had the smallest penis.
    Howard Stern's "Smallest Penis Contest"
    Howard Stern's "Pretty Penis Contest"
    Howard said before telling listeners that Medicated Pete was already at the studio and would be coming in to show Robin Quivers his penis.
    What began as a discussion about Ronnie's use of cock rings soon turned into something much more exciting: A full-blown marriage proposal!
    Satellite radio personality Howard Stern had a little fun with Phoenix ... To Phoenix Band The Heartless For Singing Into Sidekick's Penis
    Howard
    also questioned Memet about the dick pic he sent.
    Actor Gerard Butler and Howard Stern penis talk
    'Do me a favor and hold that up so i can see your cock' LOL.
    Stern, and Kroeger start to talk about his penis size.
    Howard Stern: "I'd ask you your penis size ...
    "Yeah, it was loving even if you didn't know whose cock it was ... EXCERPT 4 Talking to a caller
     
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  14. thegroovologist

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    Dont forget the filler pre and post interview when inevitably they'll talk about penis transplants, gay biker rallies that Wolfie attended, Medicated Pete's huge cock (ad nauseum now), Memhet sending dick pics, cock rings, etc...

    It's every single day now. I would be stunned if a whole four hour show went by without Howard uttering the words "big thick cock" at least once.

    Heck, he opened the show one day singing along with the end of American Nightmare "penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis" :confused: I agree with @hypo666, he thinks it's edgy and it's the only place he can go. Plus he's gay and it's what's on his mind.

    There may be a guest here and there he feels uncomfortable asking about their dick, but that doesn't mean his obsession is absent from the show.
     
  16. Elk37

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    That's just his last gasp at being "rebellious." Mentioning a penis w a chuckle like a junior high dude. He jacks off, he watches porn, etc.- how big is your cock. That's not normally absolutely ok on mainstream media - although of course no one is offended by it remotely in reality in 2016- but he can claim as he has "if you think I've sold out and become politically correct just listen to the first hour of the show- (where I talked about cocks 17 times)." Racial humor and honest bashing of celebrity hypocrisy r banned but dick jokes remain.
     
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    Exactly why I dropped my subscription to the show a year ago.
     
  18. Elk37

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    sad that it turns out his clearly brilliant brutal attacks on the mainstream during the heyday of the show were motivated by someone feeling left out rather than by someone truly and fundamentally outraged by hypocrisy
     
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    Elk37 Well-Known Member

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    the staff berating was always there in the old days but much more occasional and dramatic. Celebrities got the most shit. Now it's just the staff. Over and over and over.
     
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  20. todd packer

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    You've said it all.

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