Howard Stern and Clooney's Wife - This Is The Fake Story, Robin

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  1. BethSucks

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    Clooney's wife knew nothing about him but was enraptured by an elderly wig wearing queen for 45 minutes at a party filled with A-listers. Seems like a few passive aggressive shots at Beth mixed in with the lies.

    MarksFriggin:

    • George Clooney's Wife. 09/29/14. 6:15am

      Howard said he has to congratulate George Clooney on getting married. Howard said that on New Year's Eve he was with George and his fiancee, Amal Alamuddin. Howard said he was at his house. Howard said he is more nervous than ever when he's at a house like that. He said he thinks there are people in the room who hate him. He said that he prefers to stay home where he's loved. Howard said it was an incredible evening. Howard said he was mesmerized by George's fiancee. Howard said he got into a 45 minute conversation with her. Howard said he doesn't drink at parties like that. He said he has one drink and that's it. Howard said he has about 4 glasses to drink a week. He said he'd defying his doctor's orders.

      Howard said he isn't an alcoholic. He said that he had a test come back about something in his liver being elevated. Howard said he was told to limit his drinking to one or two a week. Howard said he got upset about that. Howard said he enjoys socially drinking. Howard said he was told to stop and he wondered what the hell was going on. He said he had a problem with that so maybe he has a problem with drinking. Howard said Beth took it hard too. He said she was upset that he wasn't going to be drinking. Howard said he drinks Perrier instead. He said it's in a glass so it looks like he's drinking. Howard said he had them put his water in an old fashioned glass to make it look like he had a drink.

      Howard said it appears that you're not having fun when you don't drink. Howard said he was introduced to George's fiancee and she has an accent. Howard said he got into a conversation with her and she was unbelievable. Howard said she's a barrister in some world court. Howard said that's wild. Howard said she was telling him about how she had to defend Muammar Gaddafi's son or something. Howard said it was a whole discussion about her job. Howard said she's intoxicating. Howard said she's not only hot but brilliant. Howard said she told him she was a barrister and he thought she worked at Starbucks. Howard said she told him that she was a lawyer.

      Howard said that George would come over and put his arm around her to mark his territory. Howard said he was just intoxicated with her and locked in conversation. Howard said they were talking for like 45 minutes and she said ''enough about me already...'' and asked about him. Howard said that she asked about his job and all of that. Howard said that he just told her what he does isn't that important. Howard said he flies little people with balloons and things like that. Howard said he gets it. He sees why George married her. Howard said he still gives him three weeks but he sees why he's trying it. Howard said you have to meet this girl to see it.

      Howard said he was picturing the life they must have. Howard said she's not waiting for George to plan the day. He said she has to fly to another country to represent some dude. Howard said she's not just sitting around saying that she's married to George Clooney. Howard said he pictures what it must be like for them when they are in some other country and they get up. He said George is telling her his thoughts and then she's reading the paper. Howard said George goes off to the set and she's on the phone yelling at Kim Jong Un. Howard said he imagines George going down on her while she's on the phone trying to help people with Leprosy. Howard said it's hot. Robin said they're a different kind of power couple now. Howard said they are. Robin said she looks quite lovely. Robin said she saw pictures of her arriving for the wedding ceremony. Howard played more of the Eric the Actor 21 gun salute to George and his wife.
     
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  2. basketcase

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    He was definitely kissing her ass. I think he's pissed about Beth being away for sure
     
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    what a self absorbed moron.

    Robin, George Clooney's wife is amazing...she actually has a job, unlike my so-called wife, what should I do about that Robin....Robin?
     
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    Evolved Revisionist Pluggy thinks he is so hot that George Clooney is worried about him stealing his fiancee. :facepalm:
     
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    "Robin, the hot, socialist, Arab lawyer couldn't resist me"

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    I seem to remember when he first told the story of that New Years Eve party, he had to leave early because Beef got drunk early
    only pic is of Beef in Howard's lap and a pre party pick of Beef trying to show she was BFF's with Kimmel's wife.
     
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    He was hot for Jeter today for sure.
     
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    That seems to be a total dig at his wife, when the only thing she can say in an interview is she is married to Howard Stern.
     
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    BETH is upset that Howard can't drink, yet Howard assures us that HE is not an alcoholic.
     
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    Neither of them knew anything about him, Robin NEVER saw him play in all those years. Since they used to discuss watching the Yankees in their recent playoff appearances I wonder how that's possible or could she be lying while she does the show from her bed. Their jealousy of anyone else's success is embarrassing.

    MarksFriggin:

    After the break Howard came back and said that so much is being made about Derek Jeter retiring. Howard said he's not aware of anything he does and he's proud of that. Robin said she's never seen him play either. Howard said that the way the Yankees market these baseball players is so grubby. Howard said he knows Jeter doesn't have anything to do with it but they're selling a commemorative box with 3 hats in it and they're selling it for $149. He said it just seems crazy to him. He said that it seems like too much. Howard said that it's just 3 hats. Howard said he heard it was $830 to go see his last game. Howard said it's so intense.
    Robin said he's made a ton of money in baseball. Robin said she's sure that he'll show up at autograph signings and he'll ask for money. Gary said he's not sure about that. He said there is no good reason for him to be at a signing. Howard said he thinks that if you make money then you don't ask for money for your autograph. Howard said that he has a problem with that.

    Howard said that he has some audio of Jeter celebrating in his last game. Howard played that and the crowd was going nuts when he got a single. Howard played some audio from his apartment after the game too. He had audio of like 30 women moaning.
     
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    Wow Pluggy slung a ton of passive aggressive shit at Cunt in that diatribe. He is fucking miserable and stuck. I am starting to wonder if Pluggy was so pussy whipped and hoodwinked when he married Cunt that the prenup might be a little weak. If Cunt had a reading comprehension level any higher than a toddler she would go ballistic on him for this.
     
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    Howard has to limit his alcohol intake. "Howard said Beth took it hard too." Nothing but narcisstiic uncaring dimwit would take that news hard. Guess she can't get him into liver failure fast enough.

    Howard said that George would come over and put his arm around her to mark his territory. Howard is totally delusional. Look at Beth and George's wife picture. BTW: One isn't saying she every modeled.

    Howard said he was mesmerized by George's fiancee. Never heard him say that about Beth. Howard meant it. Beth interviews are the same at home. "Save the kitties. Spay, neuter and return to the wild!"

    Passive aggressive Howard finally admits he has marriage remorse. The negative impact of his marriage is beginning to spill out into the open. Beth never was or never will be stunning, mercerizing or interesting. BTW: He didn't get invited to the Clooney wedding. Guess that nude picture he sent of Beth to George sealed that deal. ;)
     
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    Has it ever been established who the Mark's friggin guy is?
     
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    Normally I put comments about him and Beth down to hate, but yes, this definitely sounds like he's speaking of this woman in contrast to Beth. He's grown tired of her puppy dog mentality and the comment about having to plan the day was especially telling.
     
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    guy named Mark.
     
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    ha ha ha. but seriously...
     
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    :spit:Thanks for making me laugh by posting MarksFriggin's comments.
    1. Beth and Robin would love a date, even a moment of Jeter's attention. Howard knows that. Don't hear any woman complaining when they break up with Derek.
    2 Howard wishes he could say Beth used to date Jeter or rebuffed him. Howard is still wasting his time bragging that Beth dated a billionaire before him and an actor.
    3. Robin can shut up too. She went out on a date with Dennis Rodman (ewe). Made out with Stuttering John. If Jeter was slightly interested she would give her savings to him. She funded that shiftiest charity to be near that younger man who tricked her.
    4. Jeter isn't spending a moment trying to rebuild/refashion his image for people to accept/like him. He has a pocket full of marbles with women, his child and loving parents in tow. The complete opposite of Howard.

    Maybe that jealous wig wearing, insecure, two-faced, miserable old man should give a baseball gift basket like Jeter instead of his handwritten thank you notes to people. :giggle:
     
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    He was so enamored with Clooney's wife this morning. I sensed he wished to hell he would be able to have conversations with his bubble headed wife that he had with Clooney's. Unlike Beth, his wife is very intelligent and wordily, and is probably more on the level of intelligence of Howard. She is definitely not some vapid twat who uses animals as a substitute for motherhood.
     
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