Clooney's wife knew nothing about him but was enraptured by an elderly wig wearing queen for 45 minutes at a party filled with A-listers. Seems like a few passive aggressive shots at Beth mixed in with the lies. MarksFriggin: George Clooney's Wife. 09/29/14. 6:15am Howard said he has to congratulate George Clooney on getting married. Howard said that on New Year's Eve he was with George and his fiancee, Amal Alamuddin. Howard said he was at his house. Howard said he is more nervous than ever when he's at a house like that. He said he thinks there are people in the room who hate him. He said that he prefers to stay home where he's loved. Howard said it was an incredible evening. Howard said he was mesmerized by George's fiancee. Howard said he got into a 45 minute conversation with her. Howard said he doesn't drink at parties like that. He said he has one drink and that's it. Howard said he has about 4 glasses to drink a week. He said he'd defying his doctor's orders. Howard said he isn't an alcoholic. He said that he had a test come back about something in his liver being elevated. Howard said he was told to limit his drinking to one or two a week. Howard said he got upset about that. Howard said he enjoys socially drinking. Howard said he was told to stop and he wondered what the hell was going on. He said he had a problem with that so maybe he has a problem with drinking. Howard said Beth took it hard too. He said she was upset that he wasn't going to be drinking. Howard said he drinks Perrier instead. He said it's in a glass so it looks like he's drinking. Howard said he had them put his water in an old fashioned glass to make it look like he had a drink. Howard said it appears that you're not having fun when you don't drink. Howard said he was introduced to George's fiancee and she has an accent. Howard said he got into a conversation with her and she was unbelievable. Howard said she's a barrister in some world court. Howard said that's wild. Howard said she was telling him about how she had to defend Muammar Gaddafi's son or something. Howard said it was a whole discussion about her job. Howard said she's intoxicating. Howard said she's not only hot but brilliant. Howard said she told him she was a barrister and he thought she worked at Starbucks. Howard said she told him that she was a lawyer. Howard said that George would come over and put his arm around her to mark his territory. Howard said he was just intoxicated with her and locked in conversation. Howard said they were talking for like 45 minutes and she said ''enough about me already...'' and asked about him. Howard said that she asked about his job and all of that. Howard said that he just told her what he does isn't that important. Howard said he flies little people with balloons and things like that. Howard said he gets it. He sees why George married her. Howard said he still gives him three weeks but he sees why he's trying it. Howard said you have to meet this girl to see it. Howard said he was picturing the life they must have. Howard said she's not waiting for George to plan the day. He said she has to fly to another country to represent some dude. Howard said she's not just sitting around saying that she's married to George Clooney. Howard said he pictures what it must be like for them when they are in some other country and they get up. He said George is telling her his thoughts and then she's reading the paper. Howard said George goes off to the set and she's on the phone yelling at Kim Jong Un. Howard said he imagines George going down on her while she's on the phone trying to help people with Leprosy. Howard said it's hot. Robin said they're a different kind of power couple now. Howard said they are. Robin said she looks quite lovely. Robin said she saw pictures of her arriving for the wedding ceremony. Howard played more of the Eric the Actor 21 gun salute to George and his wife.