Howard Stern and Jerry Seinfeld Discuss Transcendental Meditation

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  1. NotMyBro

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    Sounds like some kind of cult. Maybe DePace is right on this one? :dontknow:



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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    I love that he's been working on being happy since 18. I wonder when he'll get there? 70? 80? And by the way, those of you who can't see this man is handsome and looks 32 are just jealous bitches.
     
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    TM seems like one of those programs in which spending a fair amount of cash is required to become enlightened.

    Howard sounds like a deep thinker in this clip but one has to remember that he's married to a genious who posts an endless stream of kittens and badly photoshopped pictures of herself in tacky attire. If Beth pretends to do TM with Howard, she's probably just dreaming of red carpets and expensive leather purses.
     
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    This is why I have always thought Transcendental Meditation is utter bullshit.

     
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    He can barely talk. His face is like a cult. I'm mesmerized!
    :facepalm:
     
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    He face looks like how Disney would draw a turtle.
     
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    This. Big time.
     
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    As with everything Howard says, a smidgen of truth packed with jam fluff and lies.
    So sterns monastery days were about going all in with TM??
     
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    Still has to see a shrink 3x a week (at one point he was seeing him 4x a week). Such a happy man! Yet he's still in closet and can't come to terms with his sexuality. And he still can't come to terms with his baldness. :facepalm:
     
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    I've seen that face at the pirates of penzance disney ride.
     
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    Apparently, it costs $1,500 to get the initial consultation and get the "mantra" and be taught how to meditate. I'm sure price list escalates from there.

    What does that remind me off? :bigthink:

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    I find something fishy about having to pay $1500 or more to be "enlightened"
     
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    Did Howard chew them down or pay them with plugs for the deluxe TM package?
    I wonder if Howard told Jerry about his Jim Kaat underwear?

    Obviously TM doesn't evolve you enough to give back to the peasants or spread the wealth in any way.
     
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    How is that TM working on face doing?
     
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    So inner peace is apparently NOT for poor or middle class ppl.
     
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    Wiggy is always looking for happiness in the wrong places.
    Money, power, gold diging trophy bimbo, absentee father to his kids, rediculous wig. Each move extremely selfish and self centered. It has poisoned and destroyed everything he touches. Its what keeps him from being truly happy. No amount of meditation can counter act extreme selfishness
     
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    I just YouTubed how to do TM

    Any meditation I've tried just leaves me feeling like I had a nice catnap

    No enlightenment was had but I do find it calming.
     
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    Did Jerry say he didn't understand the importance of a morning BM and if he had two BM's he would still be doing the show now. Well, he's right. If you have the morning BM your full of energy.
     
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