Howard Stern And The Cats - What The Fuck?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by BethSucks, Sep 30, 2014.

  1. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Looks like Howard had another cat segment. Two cats were returned because of a family problem with the people who adopted them. Why weren't these people scorned like the old man who had to give up his dog because he went to a rest home? Must have been Hampton's socialites whose family problems are reason to return the animals. These people also had the cats de-clawed, where's Howard's outrage at this? Next Howard's griping that they have six cats out East and he doesn't want any more. Six fucking cats plus the fosters fucking up his $45 million place so his wife can fulfill her misplaced mommy needs. And he says Shuli is a pussy for wanting paternity leave.



    Howard Has More Cats To Adopt Out. 09/30/14. 6:50am

    Howard said he has a cat story real quick. He said he and his wife are involved in fostering cats. He said they had a couple of kittens they raised last summer named Ellie and Shirley. He said they were returned to them because of a family problem. Howard said that they had them declawed which bummed them out. Howard said that the cats are so sweet. He said they're getting along just fine in their house. Howard said they're adorable. Howard said they would thrive in a house with pets or no pets. Howard said they're one year old or so now. Howard said they are madly in love with them but he wants them out of their house. He said if they stay then Beth won't let go of them. Howard said that if you want them then you can email them at BethSternFosters@gmail.com. Howard said three more days in the house and they're not going anywhere. Howard said that they have 6 of their own already. He said they can't keep more. Howard said that he does enjoy the cats though.
     
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    Howard is laundering cats through friends. He sends them out with claws, they come back without them. His hands are clean.
     
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    :lol: Cat Laundering
     
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    Doesn't Shuli's wife stay at home or did she get a part time job and take over the breadwinner role?
     
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    Haha.
     
  6. Jayla

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    Java and Bianca are happy to be dead
     
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    :dawgjj:Here kitty kitty. Some 1 here looking for you.
     
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    Must suck to live with a cat lady AKA Beth.

    1 or 2 or even 3 cats would be fine, but 6? It would drive me insane. I don't give a fuck how big that house is.

    They might as well make their house the north shore animal league or whatever it's called.
     
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    Howard sees lots of cats, but hasn't seen Beth's pussy in years.
     
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    It's what women who want children, but will never have them, do. She's trying to fill the void that Howard's dickless ass gives her...
     
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    He's nutless........If I'm paying the bills, I say what and how many are in MY house..................................

    You know he's miserable......."If they're there three more day's, They're not going anywhere"........And you know I'm NOT quoting him........
    You just HAD to marry the Shiksa you stupid fool.......
    Doormen the world over are smiling!!!
     
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    Yeah, I think the cats are her way to fill that void.

    She should have moved on to a younger multi-millionaire if she wanted kids. Howard's been saying for years that he doesn't want kids and he's told her that from the start.
     
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    Jesus I heard that this morning. The new daily segment: "I Love Those Darn Cats". Plug Plug Plug for that useless braindead whore wife/beard. No shame in this guy. Not one iota.
     
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    What smells worse the 25 litter boxes in that house or Howard's wig.
     
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    The Maid's Room
     
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    "Bianca's Furry Friends"
     
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    AKA Tax Write Off, Go Figure
     
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    Can you imagine the cat hair that must be all over their house! I'll bet the maid(s)/house cleaning crew hate Beth and those cats.
     
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