HOWARD STERN: Ask Howard (Episode #6)

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  1. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    So much horse shit jam packed into 6 minutes!
    How many animals died for Howard 'outfit'
    is he wearing layers of leathers?
    :facepalm:
    [video=youtube;_wflWRNTfT8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wflWRNTfT8[/video]

    Billy Crystal is mad at me because Stuttering John asked him a question....:jj:
    Howard has 30 bathrooms.

    Cost to supply Sterns bathrooms > budget for Howard101 + JD's yearly salary
     
  2. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    Rachel Fine has tits.
     
  3. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    it is time to unleash them.
    the clock is ticking...and gravity is about to win.
     
  4. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    "I don't buy expensive things. I am not an extravagant human being"

    Well your wife is with those mansions, thousand dollar pieces of clothing and shoes and everything else. Yup, Beth just fell in love with you. :rolleye2:
     
  5. Big Lar

    Big Lar Well-Known Member

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    She looked a little chunky to me...maybe it was the way she had her legs crossed. I would still fuck her though...

    Also, He doesn't impulse buy? Yeah I am sure we've all seen a house we like while on vacation and make an obscene offer for it even though it's not even for sale. :facepalm:
     
  6. TaTa Toothy

    TaTa Toothy New Member

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    LIE: "Money was never the motivating factor in my life."

    LIE: "I happen to think Billy [Crystal] is brilliant."

    LIE: "I never felt wealthy. I never felt like a wealthy person."
     
  7. Beer Chugger

    Beer Chugger Well-Known Member

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    That video question of HP Mike at the beginning is disturbing. He's quite the sight. Fucking faeg.

    I like the concept of these clips- the staff get to ask questions, because they certainly can't make eye contact with Howard in the hall on the few times he's actually there.
     
  8. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Well Beth sure does now with her "love at first sight". :backlol:
     
  9. Big Lar

    Big Lar Well-Known Member

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    Yup...Wasn't he ripping other people for acting like that? Hell I think he made fun of Imus in Private Parts doing the same thing....

    I couldn't imagine working for a boss that I had to walk on egg shells around and couldn't even talk to.
     
  10. Benjamen

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    He's so out of touch and delusional that he doesn't realize his entire life is built around extravaganza. Limo drivers, security guards, elective psychotherapy, an on-call hairstylist, a personal assistant, a staff to take care of his three multi-million dollar properties, a personal stylist, John Varvatos everything, teachers for photography, computers, chess, etc., private jets and Four Seasons or better for travel ... Some of this stuff is factored into his contracts, but they're all required to maintain his lifestyle.

    With HowardTV shutting down, will Howard now pay for his personal stylist and Varvatos out of his own pocket?
     
  11. IlluminatiJones

    IlluminatiJones New Member

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    It's the wrong word, unless you're a complete genius and factored in his homosexuality when you chose to use it.

    That word should come with Mark Harris saying it.

    #newsig
     
  12. Benjamen

    Benjamen Well-Known Member

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    You know, I made the choice to go with extravaganza over extravagance, but I didn't fully understand why until you brought it up.
     
  13. j shmuck

    j shmuck Well-Known Member

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    The only part where he was telling the truth was when he said "I never felt wealthy, I never felt like a wealthy person". I think this is true because HOward is truly a sick person.

    He blew a gasket over losing the lawsuit because he probably felt he really needed that money.

    and other than financial reasons, Howard is not wealthy

    His daughters want nothing to do with him, and don't even give him fathers day cards

    His wife sees him only as a checkbook, and a pr agent whom can get her into hamptons parties and on tv. she spends as much time away from him as possible depite knowing how much it upsets him (to the point he has to see a therapist to learn how to deal with being alone)

    He has few real friends, and has trouble making any friends due to his social awkwardnest and difficiencies

    the man is sick

    The best part was him claiming that despite buying condos on 2 floors to construct his own supersized central park west apartment, a mansion on the hamptons, a mansion in florida, private jets, a chauffered limo for a 2 block ride, and hired assistants for every facet for his life
     
  14. schnauzer

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    "Money wasn't the big motivating force in my life" [​IMG]
     
  15. jokeland

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    The guilt over the lie about the 300 yard drive is pretty obvious. He spent several minutes answering a ball busting question. I'm sure that jacket is expensive but it looks like my grandpa's old Members Only jacket.
     
  16. pilo

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    did he really fucking say that???
    with those expansive, gaudy, horrible palaces for two people, needing to be driven in a limo, personal chef, bowling alley, 30 bathrooms, overpriced varvatos garbage????
    and thats not even touching on the crap beff buys
     
  17. pilo

    pilo Well-Known Member

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    id believe the last one, its probably why hes always so hungry for more money
     
  18. HowieStearn

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    complete horseshit

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  19. MarvelComics85

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    "I don't buy expensive things. I am not an extravagant human being"

    Hey, Mancow just called. He's laughing his ass off over how much of a lie that is.
     
  20. Nick Manning

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    The only thing real in the clip are Rachels' ta-tas. But, I'll need to inspect them to make sure.