Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by baltimore mike, Jul 22, 2014.
cant be true
I say full gay.
Submissive (a.k.a. the Bottom)
BM, is it true that you have:
no way. he doesnt pay for shit.
Allegedly, his first wife Allison divorced him after she caught him sleeping with Ralph.
Is he bi? He's just full-on gay but in closet. He's terrified of expressing his sexuality so he's been seeing Dr Sarno who allegedly "cured" his homosexuality and now he sees a shrink 3x a week who attempts to do the same. However, as his gay AGT antics show, his current shrink is failing to contain it and Howard's gayer than ever on stage.
Let's put it this way - no healthy heterosexual male goes to the therapist 3-4 times per week. He's in the grips of an eternal, neurotic, mentally damaged conflict. And his ambiguous sexual orientation, victim complex, agoraphobia and germaphobia are all mixed up in it. I had an earlier thread that got lost in the forum transition discussing that he probably is waiting for his parents to die before coming out, in accordance with jewish tradition and bylaws. That's probably still the case.
Let's also remember that Elton John, Mick Jagger, Mark Harris, Wilford Brimley and the dad on Brady Bunch were all polesmokes but were married to women at one time. Didn't mean shit. Elton John was caught with a twink in a parked car while on his honeymoon and he didn't even pause to take a breath.
Lastly, no straight male would utter the words "Even if I *was* gay" in defense of his heterosexuality, like Wiggy has. In fact every time he uses the phrase "Even if...", like "Even if I HAD a wig"... "Even if I HAD plastic surgery" -- that's his tell.
Well good luck and hope it is manageable with your docs. I am not making fun, just saw some of the Bar people goofing on it, and was never sure if it was a gag.
I wish it was
this is the correct answer.
It's not. You'd have to be attracted to women to be bi.
stop guys you know he is not full gay
Don't you blaspheme Mick Jagger like that!
I think this pretty much sums it up
Bi as in loving Men and Boys
bi as in bicarbonate to settle his stomach after all the semen he drank? yeah I can believe that