Howard Stern can't fuck Beth for even 30 minutes???

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  1. NotMyBro

    NotMyBro VIP Extreme Gold

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    I finally found few minutes to listen to this Beff interview and this clip is the most telling clip of that whole exchange!

    Holy fucking shit, Howard Stern can't fuck a woman, WITH A CONDOM, for even 30 min?!?! WOW!

    He thinks the woman in question was moaning because she's getting fucked in a hotel and not because she's actually enjoying the fucking!

    He thinks that woman was fucked for 3 different times! 30 min = 3x. So Beth gets condom sex with a small penis for 10 min at a time?

    And he thought that a vibrator was being used because the chick was moaning! :facepalm:

    And Beth admits she was never fucked like that. WOW… that woman is either lying or she's the most sexually-deprived woman on planet. I bet those Arabs or that Brian guy fucked her hard.

    And Howard complained to the front desk over music & hard fucking noise :facepalm: :facepalm:

    After listening to this shit, I don't know who leads a sadder existence: Howard or Beth.

    Listen to this clip here… I've cut it out and it's only few min long: http://min.us/lbnOIcXAN9biEE
     
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    I just woke up. Did something happen today?;)
     
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    Everytime i last more than 2 minutes the chicks always asking if i'm almost done
     
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    I don't even have a chance to slip it in.:giggle:
     
  5. Chimney Portions

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    30 minutes of actual fucking isn't enough? If you can't get a girl off in 30 minutes, maybe that's the problem.
     
  6. Tans Lover

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    The unwilling victim would probably just hope it's finished ASAP. :hat:
     
  7. wigtropolis

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    beth is an uptight prude, lights are off, butthole is way off limits as well as the cunnilingus. Howard has probably never seen any gape action.
     
  8. FishySausage

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    30 mins is a while for actual intercourse. Once I'm in I shoot for 20. That should be long enough to get any girl off with a little foreplay before.
    But yes, Howard is pathetic
     
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    Dude, they're wiling at first
     
  10. SouthernListen

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    It's like "enough already", and you just want to get some sleep. [​IMG]
     
  11. smichal

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    ya probably beth wants it to end ASAP so she pretends she's done right away.
     
  12. fredrogers

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    that's why I can never get enough foreplay. Once I slip it in, it's a race and I ALWAYS win.
     
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    howard can't fuck beth...don't believe the hype3.
     
  14. HorsetoothBeth

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    Like they have sex. :coffee:
     
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    Yeah, I always crank it up several decibels when my husband and I stay at a hotel — can't be helped. :rolleye:

    I bet it's the only way he's ever made a woman moan. When he was with Alison, he'd always talk about using a vibrator on her when they had sex. I remember him saying Alison had "a big callous down there" (probably resented her for not finishing as fast as he did.) Even though I liked Howard then, I thought he must be lousy in bed to rely on those.

    What's ludicrous is that his attempt to tell Beth how people have sex. This pathetic loser is presuming to tell a known party girl how people have sex? Puh-leeze.

    Thanks for the clip. :hat:
     
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    Nacho goes in raw like a stallion until she's woozy.

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    He can't even get into his second minute.
     
  18. Zarathustra

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    Beth is grateful the sex is so short... Wouldn't most women be if Howard was on top of you grunting?

    Howard is fine with the sex being so short because deep down he knows Beth isn't in to it. That and the fact that he might not be all that in to banging women. Why else would a man of his age feel the need to constantly tell people that the sex is so fast because he's such a horny heterosexual male?