Howard Stern cuckold negotiations

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Nemo, Oct 25, 2012.

  1. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    Obviously if the deed hasn't already been done Howard desperately wants it to happen.
    One of you people are into this or knows someone that knows someone. Obviously the rules are hammered out before hand.



    :facepalm:
    [video=youtube;1Hll7ODxyLE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Hll7ODxyLE&feature=plcp[/video]

    Howard: "Do you have a big cock?"
    Urban American: "Yeah I have a big dick YO!"
    Howard: "Do you really?
    Urban American: "I mean I see it every day...."

    Obviously Howard doubts the girthy-ness of this urban American and next asks him to prove it by showing it to him...then he proceeds to offer him some tight white pussy to pound.

    Howards cuckold contract....
    - purell....babies wipes to clean the black fellows ass and cock region?
    - How much prepping of the bull will occur? Howard sucking cock and/or eating his ass?
    - Does the black guy have to wear a condom? Wouldn't want him to catch an STD.
    - How many cameras is Stern using? Does he care about lighting and shadows or is he focused on big black cock?
    - Does Howard request a pack of Urban Americans?
    - Is Ronnie on security detail?
    - Do you have to ask the black guy before hand if you can call him Reggie or nigga or is the overt racism implied?
    - Does Howard hide in the closet with the door a jar as the young urban Americans perform their magic?
    -Does Howard wear one of his late 80's wigs as a disguise?

    :coffee:
     
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    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    The wig should hire a different atty to draw up this contract, the last one didnt do such a good job...
     
  3. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    or maybe the guy that specializes in cuckold contracts wrote his Sirius contract....:bigthink
     
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    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    How do you usher out the urban Americans after a cuckold?
    Can you complain to their shop steward?
    Can you sue.....too much cock...not enough cock....you ruined my wig?
    :lol:
     
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    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    This is the worst thread ever!
    Fuck me!
    :bigcry:
     
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    Lola little-known member

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    Now now little fish... it isn't the WORST thread yet.
    In order for that honor,
    Beth's joker smile and enormous appendages must be present and accounted for. :coffee:
     
  7. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    Please call me the biggest and best fish ever.....:coffee:

    #boobs please

    :cool:
     
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    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    [video=youtube;ADGWPorwkYg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADGWPorwkYg&feature=plcp[/video]
     
  10. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    fish sticks....biggest and best ever......:nocheer:?
    I'd rather hear it from a broad.
     
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    Ritalin Melt New Member Banned User

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    i swiped this from another thread for ya:hat:
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  12. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    If you listen to the Bubba call into the stern show again it has all the horrible Howard tells.....during the alternative sex (fuck my wife) talk with Blubber.
    The stammer...the doodle...the inability to grasp things....translation is that Stern does or wants to get jiggy with with with beer can cock....whats he saying robin....:jj:
     
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    bump
     
  15. Nemo

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    this
    I really thought someone would tell us about the process....and confirm that stern has prepped prior bulls.
    Just say you know someone that knows someone....that cucks
    :coffee:
     
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