Howard Stern delusion of the day Monday 7/29, "I Could Have Hosted the Today Show"

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  1. Robert Higgins

    Robert Higgins Well-Known Member VIP

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    Wait, that's not Howie.

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    "Maybe I'll do it anyway Robin."
     
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    I thought he said "they asked me to do it" (but once he found out Mel B did it, he passed)

    But in his senile mind, things are all scrambled up.
     
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    Jon Hein is God New Member

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    AcquiringSignal Girthy VIP

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    He said he might still do it because "it would kill an hour of the show while I ran over to the studios at NBC to do this".

    Gee Howard thanks for putting your all into the show...
     
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    He wants to do it and apply that day as a work day by simulcasting it to Sirius
     
  6. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    In a Burkha, maybe. Housewives ain't gonna sit and watch that face.
     
  7. Robert Higgins

    Robert Higgins Well-Known Member VIP

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    A chance to have another make out session with his good buddy and fellow baldy Matt Lauer.

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  8. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    Would he dress in a suit or would he perform in black cargo pants, black shiny-toed sneakers, black Varvatos jacket and a black or gray scarf :bigthink
     
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    I coulda hosted the today show...

    a. If they asked me
    b. If I wasn't too lazy
    c. But people would react with "that guys still alive?"

    ... Robin
     
  10. JoeyG

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    That entire conversation made me sick. He was like "Mel B?!!!!! What did they have her on for?" Like she was a piece of shit. I actually saw her on the show, and she was very good at it. Nice looking, nice english accent - but not too much, and was completely relevant to all of the topics. The chemistry between her and Willie Geist was very good. Howard made it seem like once she did the show, it was now beneath him to follow her. Fuck him. I can't believe I ever liked this fucker.