Howard Stern does legwork for Katie Couric's show

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  1. Nemo

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    ......but she doesn't take the bait

    http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/howard-stern-panting-katie-couric-article-1.1352120
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    BY MARIANNE GARVEY, BRIAN NIEMIETZ AND LACHLAN CARTWRIGHT

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    Katie Couric denied making out with John Molner at a Knicks game (above), telling Howard Stern they were just holding hands.




    Take your pants off!

    That’s all Howard Stern wanted of host Katie Couric when he was a guest on her talk show “Katie†Wednesday.

    “You’re not the CBS anchorwoman anymore. In this format you take your pants off,†the shock jock told the former host of the “CBS Evening News.â€



    He then demanded to know how she keeps those legs looking so good. He’d raised that topic earlier on his Sirius XM radio show, saying he wanted to know why they looked so greasy and good.

    “Basically I just put lotion on them,†Couric told Stern. “That’s my secret.â€

    But Howard wasn’t finished with the inquiry. He wanted to know why she was wearing leather pants, when her usual talk-show outfit is a skin-baring skirt.

    Couric explained that she just did it to match Stern’s leather jacket and to be edgy.

    “Taking those pants off would be edgy,†he quipped. Couric replied, “Maybe during the commercial break.â€

    Besides the pants-off challenge, the interview, slated to air Tuesday on “Katie,†included an “America’s Got Talentâ€-style competition starring some of Couric’s production staff. She told Howard to pick the winner, and offered a prize of $500 to a charity of the winner’s choice.

    That’s when Howard lost it, screaming about the small prize amount.

    “This is the cheapest show ever!†he cried. “You should be ashamed of yourself.†Couric offered to raise the prize to $1,000, but her voice was drowned out by the audience’s laughter.

    Stern’s ever-patient wife, Beth, watched from the front row as her husband flirted mercilessly with Couric, more than once suggesting a threesome would be in order. He also pressed Couric, 56, on whether she has had plastic surgery or other work done. She insisted she had not.

    Stern teased her about making out with her younger boyfriend, John Molner, at a Knicks game earlier this month, but Couric insisted they were just holding hands.

    Stern also wasn’t shy about bringing up her time at other networks, and demanded to know if she was ever romantic with former “Today†show co-host Matt Lauer.

    “I love Matt, but we really do have a brother-sister type relationship,†she said.

    “Matt didn’t tell me that,†was Howard’s quick retort.

    Asked if she was consumed by the ratings while anchoring at other networks, Couric said:

    “When I did the ‘Today’ show, I really was consumed by doing a quality broadcast, and I didn’t even pay attention to the ratings,†she said. “It’s true, Howard. I€™m being totally honest with you.â€

    She’d better have been honest — Stern always finds out.





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    -consumed by ratings
    -“This is the cheapest show ever!”
    -plastic surgery
    -leather-leather-leather

    :lol:
     
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    A 56 year old woman's legs. No thanks.
     
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    I hate Katie Couric. I don't see her appeal, or why they keep giving her shows. She's just awful.
     
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    I wonder if the crazed shock jock hijacked the show while he wore is edgy leather jacket and scarf.
     
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    "Stern’s ever-patient wife, Beth, watched from the front row as her husband flirted mercilessly with Couric, more than once suggesting a threesome would be in order."

    :facepalm:
     
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    Exactly.
     
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  9. Nemo

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    Douche chillery....
    -Grilling a 56 year old as to whether she has had plastic surgery while telling her she is so fucking (NOT) hot......and suggesting a three-way.
    - Stern judging talent on Katie's staff.......and whining about the cheap prize amount?
    :facepalm:

    Remember this amazing Katie show appearance has a pre taped MFB piece.

    Stern desperately working to improve his disastrous Q-rating!
     
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    Not bad
     
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    I'm assuming Howard asked her if she ever had sex with Matt...and/or has ever seen his COCK!
    :lol:
     
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    Does she do anal? Hash oil? How much is her contract worth? BBC :dontknow:
     
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    A form of bullying.
    Focusing the audiences attention on Katie's body and falsely proclaiming a 56 year old is so fucking HOT!
    :coffee:


    same kind of bullying Stern does to Lisa G and Robin!
    no one wants to fuck robin....stop with the fucking songs!
     
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    remember when howard going on a talk show was a big deal, something to look forward to? now i look forward to what everyone on here has to say.
     
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    this
     
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    The edgy, outrageous Howard Stern is back.:facepalm:
     
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    Kudos to whoever wrote this comment to the Daily News' item:

    "Katie Couric looks like more of a man now than the old defanged wigged queen Stern. I hope the author of this drivel made sure Howard's check cleared before printing. An elfish 'woman' an old Jewish grandmother, and a horse faced gold digger, that sounds like a vomit inducing threesome."

    - BTW one of the authors is Benjy's friend, Marianne Garvey. :secret:

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    Agt has a great awesome prize 1 million paid out 25.000 a year LOL
     
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    she a leftist propaganda puppet

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  20. HorsetoothBeth

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    He's always been annoying on other shows. Desperate to hijack the interview so he can get headlines.