Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by HowardsNeckFlap, Jul 25, 2013.
Those full lips!! They looks so natural!!! And that square chin!! It's a perfect rectangle!!!!!
Looks like he has a big dip of chewing tobaccon tucked in that bottom lip!
Looks like he has mouth full of gay DNA.
Ooooooh this is a good one.
Dick nose, Dick nose, Dick nose, Dick nose. How does he not realize this???
Howie got a lot of work done on his choppers over the last year, his smile is very different, gaping pie hole, tiny white teephus hanging out like Secretariet or Mr. Ed.
holy fuck!!!! You should've warned us
These above are his real teeth with some god awful crown on them.
Then his root canals failed (he talked about that on the air) and he needed to have the front two extracted (no mention of how things went after his visit to the dentist that day, ever. I knew immediately that that meant: bye bye teeth )
this is what Dr. Matthew Kaufman gave him:
fake plastic shit that doesn't even have the pink for the fake plastic gums. that black area is a space between the fake ugly teeth and his gums.
Id rather stick my dick in a dry cleaner press than that mouth. I dunno how ralph does it
this is version one of his current monstrosity.
I believe version 2 was unveiled this week. MUCH whiter, front teeth are longer. I'm thinking he has some surgery on his gum and/or bone by the two front teeth to prevent that dipping down appearance.
i'm always amazed at how absurd he looks.
HOLY FUCK HE HAS LISA G MOUTH!