HOWARD STERN HAS THE BEST MEN’S HAIR IN AMERICA

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  1. Nemo

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    http://www.groominglounge.com/blog/marketing-stuff/howard-stern-has-the-best-mens-hair-in-america/

    After surveying the more than 40 professional barbers and men’s hairstylists that work in our company’s iconic Upscale Barbershop & Men’s Spas, Groominglounge.com has deemed "King of All Media" Howard Stern as having the “Best Men’s Hair In America.”
    For the last 12 years, our now iconic shops have taken care of nothing but men’s hair – so our team knows a thing or two about guys and their locks. And when we asked our experienced team which celebrity has the ‘best hair’ – Howard Stern won the majority of the votes.



    The top 5 amount of votes were cast for:

    1. Howard Stern
    2. Bradley Cooper
    3. Chris Hemsworth
    4. Ryan Reynolds
    5. George Clooney

     
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    This is got-damned ridiculous. Wouldn't hair care experts know it's a fucking WIG! Ponderous, man. Fucking ponderous!
     
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    he's going to talk about this for years
     
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    Howard has rock star hair! Too bad Rock is dead.
     
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    Holy cow. These are the criteria for the winners...

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    Voting by our estemmed barbers and stylists was based on a variety of criteria which Stern seemed to ace, including:

    Health: Hair that appears to be well-taken care of, soft and strong

    Versatility: Hair that allows for a variety of handsome and different looks, whether created via additional cutting or simply the application and manipulation of styling products

    Uniqueness: Hair and a style(s) that is not commonplace, yet work for the owner

    Thickness & Coverage: Basically, hair that doesn’t appear to be thinning and is free of bald patches

    Hair-To-Face Ratio: Hair that makes the man’s face appear more handsome than it otherwise would. Hair that upgrades the look of that man’s mug.
     
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    oh for fuck sake
     
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    Last sentence of the article says...

    To commemorate Stern’s honor, we'll be sending the superstar a hair-related trophy, certain to go right next to the Blockbuster Award award or Gary Puppet in his now-famous studio.
     
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    Tomorrows report :
    Howard Stern has the Hottest Wife in America.
    Buchwald is laying it on a little too thick these days.
     
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    Clearly a Stern purchased "Buchwald plant article". If it was an award for most obvious wig than maybe I'd believe it was legit. What's next up Don's magical sleeve? Wiggy winning a best natural chin award?
     
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    I think they mean that Howard bought the best men's hair that money can buy and had it made into a wig.
     
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    1. It's a wig.

    2. It's a wig that looks like a rat's nest.
     
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    "Most fuckable and best hair EVER......right Robin"
     
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    [​IMG]

    Howard and Beth on their last "date"
     
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    Howard is a rock star!
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    How much did this cost him? :rolleyes:
     
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