Howard Stern has the best sex life

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  1. dilly

    dilly Well-Known Member

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    Howard has the best sex life a man could possibly ask for. Him and Beth don't kiss during sex. He hates blowjob and says they're degrading to women. He doesn't participate in any foreplay with Beth and says that vaginas are gross looking. Beth says she doesn't like giving or receiving oral. He only does missionary and rather spend his nights jerking off to babysitter porn on the internet. What more could a man ask for?
     
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    Captain Alto, Blanco y Guapo

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    A house full of kittehs?:dontknow:
     
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    "We have our thing and it works!"
     
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    zutroy Totally nude. Totally flawless.

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    It doesn't sound so bad compared to mine :(
     
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    :facepalm:
    :console:
     
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    People who actively prefer masturbation to intercourse are often loners by nature and have difficulty forming meaningful relationships with other people. That sounds like Howard.
     
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    Howard's real sex life:

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  9. John

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    He also wears condoms to prevent himself from ejaculating too quickly.
     
  10. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Yeah, because Beth is so hot.
     
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    millions of dollars close to a billion dollars and this is what he is getting, you can't tell me he had a much funner life when he was married to allison or better yet single with all the poo tang he could get and all the naked chicks in the studio, hell the painting of the breasts on st. patty's day, now all he gets to look at is cock and lots of it, not sure if he or George takei like it more!
     
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    Beffquus Scripta sunt in stellis

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    Yeah, probably has nothing to do with his intimacy issues or OCD. Or the "permanent Abreva-related friend" he picked up from Ralph. :backlol:
     
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    Not that Beth is so hot, but because Beth knows how to get him off in two seconds. It's a special trick she learned when she was "modelling in Europe", allegedly.
     
  14. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    I doubt Beth has gotten him off in years.
     
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    When his daughter speaks Spanish it really turns him on, so he's got that going for him... :dontknow: :eek:
     
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    damn....my wife blows me all the time, I cant wait to go down on her.... Love to make her nice and wet , even squirt sometimes. Been together 18 years still have some type of sex 3-5 times a week.

    I don't have Howards money....

    yep....I'm happier!

    Howard related....Shes the earner....

    thanks OP!
     
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    Can I stick my finger up your ass ???
     
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    I bet Howard's never seen her naked. Just a contractual agreement and nothing more. (In my opinion, of course).
     
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