Howard Stern: How big is Seal's penis?

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  1. HowardsNeckFlap

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    howard stern wondering about the penis size of this guy

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    I don't even need to ask you to prove it. It just seems very "Howard."
     
  3. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Apparently not big enough... Heidi Klum dumped him.
     
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    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    "Robin any fan of mine who doesnt get the joke is probably gay himself. What man isnt thinking constantly about another mans penis? Am I right?"
     
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    You made that up right?
     
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    I love this place.
     
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    He's not happy to see them, he has a penis bone that we do not. :hat:
     
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    During the times that Beth is home and not "at an event" or "at her parents' home" and The Wigged Witch is not trolling the internet looking for kiddy porn, I wonder what guy(s) he fantasizes about when his bony wrinkled body is fucking Beth.
     
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    I always wondered why Heidi was attracted to Seals now I understand.
     
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    I bet howard tries on beths panties when she's not around.
     
  12. BethSucks

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    In Howard's mind that's him being edgy and interesting instead of just a sad, old, closeted douchebag.
     
  13. tHISisKiSSeL

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    it's kind of surprising he recoiled from heidi's kiss, knowing where her mouth has been. i thought he loved BBC.
     
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    Beer can thick.
     
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    Baltimore Mike reference:cheer: